The Mega-Zine Museum
June 25, 1997
PSYCHOSPIRIT asks why are kittens, puppies, piglets and baby Tamagotchi's all cute? It's obvious. it's all due to pint milks being cute because they are baby milks. Satisfied?
BYTE BYE BYTE wants to know how old WLW is and which muppet is its favourite? First one's for me alone to know. The second is the moany geezers sitting above stage. They sound like 'ziners!
LUCKY CAT has gained revenge on five years of schooling by matching her books with some fire. Naughty, naughty!
CALLING ALL 'ZINESTERS
I think us 'Zinesters should have our own summer festival. The venue? Nottingham's Rock City. Why? 'Cos Rock City has got a kicking vibe to it.
All the geezers and gals could mosh 'til they're moshed. The bands? Bush, Reef and Suede heading the place. WLW dishing out the beans and refreshing drinks.
Doesn't it sound like a cracking idea?
Blue Raisan
The only thing that would crack would
BE MY PATIENCE. YE EAT TOO MUCH!
FELLOW 'ZINEERS
Has anyone else noticed that daytime TV seems so boring when you are ill or on holiday?
Yet when it comes to revision time, David Emmanuel's dulcet tones hypnotise you into believing you can't live without this daily dose of TV trash. Why?
Scales Of Justice
Is this conclusive proof that students
ARE LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHINGS? Hmmm...
TO 'ZINERS
Why is everyone so interested in what's "out there" when we have so many problems on our own little planet?
Wouldn't it be better to solve Earth's problems before finding out if other life forms exist?
What if aliens are watching right now and laughing because we can't run our own lump of molten rock?
The BB Man
Questions, questions, questions...
CHILDREN THESE DAYS, SO DEMANDING!
SYMPATHY PLEASE, 'ZINERS
I did a silly thing recently. I was late and not wanting to miss my exam, I ran down the road. Crash. The dodgy gravel caught beneath my platforms and I went keeling over.
I carried on walking, no, limping to school, 20 minutes late for English, only for everyone in the room to laugh at my cuts.
I got blood on my test paper and sprained my wrist and ankle.
Accident prone or what?
Sassy Lassy.
Nothing like being fully prepared
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR HEAD!
