The Mega-Zine Museum
June 24, 1997
SWEET AND SOFT wonders why people spend loads on designer gear when their mums or grans could sew in the labels for free.
LITTLE MISS PERFECT says to all girls that they should let the wind free.
THE CAT KILLER is of the considered opinion that moronic pop music represents the death of originality.
LUKE'S LIGHT SABRE says Crowded House are fantastic, The Spice Girls are rubbish and the Anti-Glummers are sad.
A WRITER IN TWO MINDS
I am writing to express my confusion about the band Marilyn Manson.
On the one hand, they're a band better than other metal rock bands and one of the coolest bands around.
On the other, they unnecessarily attack Christianity and worship Satan (sort of), something that I am against.
What am I supposed to do?
The Psychopathic God of Hellfire, member of the Great God tribe
If your faith is strong, it won't be
SHAKEN BY SONG LYRICS SURELY?
A THOUGHT TO PONDER
To me, God is neither human or animal, male or female, good or bad. I believe God is a shapeless life force, invisible and invincible.
As well as Earth, this life force created millions of other worlds. If we don't destroy ourselves, we'll be rewarded by contact with those distant beings.
That's my opinion.
Despairing Example of Insanity
Before contacting other worlds we
SHOULD FIRST TRY GETTING ON HERE.
DEAR 'ZINERS AND WLW
The weather forecast: why do they bother telling us what the weather's been like all day? And then they tell us what the weather's like NOW.
Surely it's much easier to look out of the window? It's not a forecast unless they tell us what the weather is GOING to be like, is it?
The Red Chipolata
No, but it's fun to know that it's been
RAINING WHERE AN ENEMY IS ON HOLIDAY
A TRUE PARANORMAL STORY
I went to a chip shop with friends and we noticed a man working there who looked like Elvis.
Yesterday we went back and asked one of the waitresses if the Elvis doppelganger was there and she said she knew no-one like that there. We told her about last week and she said SHE WAS WORKING THAT SHIFT.
Spooky or what?
Raindog
When you asked him if he was The King,
DID HE REPLY, 'A-HUH-HUH'?
