The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 1997
THE BLACK WIDOW SPIDER demands that all long-haired, fluffy monsters tie up their hair before entering the moshpit at gigs. This goes double for greasey haired goths. Yes, tie it up goths or have a deadly spider tread on your toes
SICK AND TWISTED ONE is sick. Yes, sick of groups like the Anti-Glum League. He's now started the Anti Anti-Glum League. Really? You have been warned.
MYOPIC MELON warns that if you leave lunch in your schoolbag over summer, it goes green and grey and smells. Yuck.
DEAR 'ZINE
My Concise Oxford Dictionary says:
- Oasis are a desert fertile spot
- Blur are a confused smear
- Manic Street Preachers are priests with a mental disorder
- Gene are related to germ cells
- And worst of all, Nirvana are the extinction of individuality!
The Girl With Two Brains
"Nirvana"? You forgot the "escape from
SUFFERING, DESIRE, ILLUSION..."
'ZINE, ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
Does anyone think that Doc Martens are better than platforms?
Do gazelles far outrun Air Max?
Isn't eyebrow piercing and unnaturally coloured hair rather wonderful?
Who preferred Oasis when it was just a shop?
Diamond Dew
Another damp ruby example of a child
ASKING FAR TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Say we eradicate financial divisions between people by dividing all assets and money equally, thereby creating a perfectly egalitarian system. Yes?
No. Some will then save wisely; others will spend. The savers give their kids a better education and more financial support; the wasters can't.
So should wasters be rewarded for their excesses with some of the savers' money, or do we punish the wasters' children for their parents folly?
Depressed Optimist
'ZINE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I wish to be one of the great 'Ziners. I want to be remembered as a sparkling, witty entertainer with genius and off-beat views of life and an exotic, imaginative name that will mean awe and inspiration to all who hear it for the rest of time.
I want to be cried out for after going away, to leave hearts crushed and have people pining for me, their one desire in life.
Tank Girl
Sounds like you're trying to
IMPERSONATE WLW. STOP IT NOW!
