The Mega-Zine Museum
June 12, 1997
THE MAID OF THE RIVER Greetings to all you carnivores and those from planet Vega. Good luck to GCSE-ers and I'm glad to see the AGL has disbanded. Be Happy Hippies! She's lost the plot...
TANK GIRL Fat Randy. You don't come here often do you? I was just referring to American Wannabe Skater (back me up here AWS). I didn't mean anything Nasty Pasty! U R not a skater by any chance?
MALEVOLENT ANARCHIST To Psychospirit on "cutesu" Tesco 1 pint milk. WHY? What do you mean why? Do you need glasses! ha
DEAR 'ZINE
Have you seen the new Renault Megane advert - the one where two men dream of the gorgeous girl?
Don't you agree that it's a bit too convenient that the girl has her phone number written on a piece of paper?
And if both men are asleep, who is driving the car?
John
And don't you think that there are
MORE WORTHWHILE THINGS TO WORRY OVER
DEAR 'ZINE
Welcome to tonight's episode of Stars In Your Eyes, the programme where hopeful wannabes have the chance to imitate famous music stars.
The first performance is from a young man from Shepherd's Bush so obsessed with his favourite band that he has even formed his own tribute band sound sounding exactly like his idols.
So will you please give a round of applause because tonight Gavin Rossdale is Kurt Cobain!
The Angel of Irony
And the Angel of Irony is Matthew Kelly
BOTH OF THEM ARE FOSSILS BEST LEFT!
DEAR PURPLE SEA HORSE
You are so sad going on about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter like that. Everyone else knows that I can't Believe It's Not Butter tastes nothing like butter.
Even spreads that aren't butter but not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter taste more like butter than I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. After reading your letter I was feeling all a-flutter YOU NUTTER!
The Bloke with Weird Glasses
I-marge-ine that! A lardy debate!
DOES OLIVIO TASTE OF BUTTER OR OLIVE
DEAR 'ZINE
Does anyone's parents talk as much rubbish as mine?
If I had you when I was 19 I'd only be 35 now!
Pass me the book with the pages in it!
What do you mean, I'm as Jober as a Sudge!
Mr Unreadable
Mine do. I think there's a certain
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