The Mega-Zine Museum
May 21, 1997
TANK GIRL loves skaters - even if they are American Wannabes!
FISH FROM THE PURPLE MOON says the answer to the riddle is the letter 'e'. I thought it was discovered to be 42?
THE DOVE FROM ABOVE Have you noticed the amazing and somewhat spooky resemblance between Middlesbrough's Fabrizio Ravanelli and Father Ted??? Yes. Ravanelli's praying now... Come on you blues... ha ha ha.
STONE ROSIE Snooker's Cool. Cable R Fab.
DEAR 'ZINE
I, like many unfortunates, was greedily snapped up by the monster of Forest Gump and foolishly came to believe that life is indeed like a box of chocolates.
So could someone please explain to me why, if this is so, I keep ending up with the really crap ones that nobody likes?
Surely, by the law of probability, I should have come up with at least one caramel centre by now?
Tragic Princess
Life's not a bed of Rum Truffles -
THERE'S MANY A STRAWBERRY BARREL TOO
DEAR 'ZINE
Since being on study leave from school I have encountered a serious problem: the amount of sexual innuendoes on daytime TV!
Every 5 minutes I find myself leaping up to shout: "Oh, suits you sir!" at the likes of Richard and Judy and the "Light Lunch" crew.
This is seriously damaging my revision and I fear for my sanity.
Angel with the Scabbed Wings
Get into the part of Queen Victoria -
LEAP UP SHOUTING "WE ARE NOT AMUSED"
DEAR MENTAL MARY
In your recent letter attempting to be derogatory towards people who didn't appreciate Shakespeare you only managed to stress your ignorance. What gives you the right to take such a high moral stance?
If you knew anything about Shakespeare you'd know he is only representative of his time. Your literary genius wrote plays for specific audiences and many were based on traditional stories.
Green Kudos
Is this a plagiarism I see before me?
OUT OUT DAMN PLOT! THAT RINGS A BELL
TO 'ZINE
The Bestranged and Gifted One's Mate says if you want to eat carrots weirdly, eat the outside ring first (this will taste plain) then you will have a circular bit left in the middle and this will be all sweet and yummy.
Oh, by the way, I love Psychopath with Perfect Teeth!
The Bestranged and Gifted One's Friend
I nibble my carrots like that too. Yum
IT MAKES MY HARE STAND ON END! HA HA
