The Mega-Zine Museum
May 18, 1997
THE POOR DOWNTRODDEN TYPIST thinks WLW is more than one person, one being about 35, female and very well educated. Age wrong. Education correct. Sometimes my comment is not witty - it's because WLW is uninspired!
A MESSAGE FOR MAURITIAN READERS FROM MISSIE COUTEAU Ki to ape fer? Taka me contacter. Oh yerss! Don't know any Mauritian myself, Miss Knife!
SWEET GOTHIC VAMPIRE says to Mouldy Pear, I'm glad someone appreciates my musical tastes. Awful, I think!
MEGAZINE
The recent meat versus veggie stuff made me smile.
Look at it this way. Everyone agrees that a Big Mac is a tasty burger... BUT!...
Take away the meat and you have a salad roll - take away the planty stuff and you have a plain ol' burger.
See? Man that was deep...
Mr Floppy
They'll nick your observation and
MARKET A KEEP-EVERYONE-HAPPY BURGER!
DEAR FRIENDS
I'm writing to you from the sunny shores of Skegness.
As the band's manager (still haven't picked a name) I decided to take them somewhere Eastern and cultured to inspire them into some decent song writing.
Unfortunately we got as Eastern and cultured as Skegness! But we're having a fab time anyway - I think!
Sleeping Jiva, wishing Smart Dog luck!
Eastern inspiration? Oriental culture?
KISS-ME-QUICK HATS - VAT'S COULCHA!
DEAR 'ZINE
Oh, I'm struggling a wee smidgen with this evolution "theory". Fish moving onto land, telling mates they'd better develop lungs is all Rosie and Jim, but I'm having trouble with giraffes.
Alright, so the extended neck is rather ingenious, but during the evolving surely they'd have realised the camouflage was going to be pretty redundant with an 8ft neck. Surely a more tree-y disguise would be better?
Fliddy
Natural correction! Darwin would stick
HIS NECK OUT TO HELP SUCH A BRAIN!
DEAR 'ZINE AND CAT SCRATCH
I wish it was possible to go up to someone and just give them a hug. But it's not.
You see, there's this person, who I don't actually know, and yes, he is really fit! But that's not the point. The point is for some time now I've just wanted to go up to him and give him a big hug, because he's dead sweet and always looks sad. But if I did he would think I was a well weird psycho!
Basket Case
No. He'd just think you were into some
BIZARRE FREE-LOVE CULT. ARE YOU?
