The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 1997
SCANK MEISTER replies to Red Chipolata, the reason why we shouldn't have a debate about football is because we'd run out of things to write! Think of a substitute then!
URBAN SAUSAGE ROLL WARRIOR Run for the hills! The Martians are coming! Run for the pills! The men in white coats are coming!
LAUGHIN' HYENA Where is Stan d'Alone, AFKA Gonzo, Iron Lion, Crazy Lemon etc... We need you to come back. They might have gone and grown up...!
DEAR 'ZINE
I wish all the people complaining about the 'nasty' boys getting the girls would shut up. If they weren't such a bunch of whinging little adolescents then they might be able to get girlfriends.
They should get a life, go out and do something about it instead of sitting there feeling sorry for themselves.
'Nuff said.
Oh, and I am the local nob is an anagram of Michael Bolton.
Gestapo Halibut
And Heseltine is an anagram of
THE SENILE - NUFF SAID!
DEAR 'ZINE
I've discovered the hidden depth of a jelly bean! Prime examples are as follows:
| Tangerine: | britpop |
| Cream Soda: | yankees t-shirt |
| Capuccino: | grunge |
| Cinnamon: | spunky |
Funky eh? Bye bye
Steven in Red Corduroys
Musical Jelly Beans? That idea should
HAVE STAYED IN YOUR HIDDEN DEPTHS!
COLIN, THE AVENGING PIP
I ate a seedless grape one day
But inside lurked a pip.
It slipped into my epiglottis
And gave me quite a nip.
Needless to say, it shocked me,
and I began to fish it out;
But that little pip was armed with glue
And he was having nought.
I began to convulse upon the floor
Hoping someone would take note.
But all I heard was an evil laugh
Emanate from my throat.
Wilhemina Thorwald
Chardonnay of odes! A fermenting grape
IN MY THROAT WOULD MAKE ME WINE!
DEAR MEGA
Anne Boleyn's 11 Finger - you are not alone!
That's right, I too have bent fingers but I'm able to do loads of extraordinary things with them.
We must keep in touch and form a committee - WFPWBF - World Federation for People with Bent Fingers.
You and I could invent a Bent Fingers Week. I'm serious.
Kit, the bestranged Gifted One
Surely Ms Boleyn should be more worried
ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE HAS NO HEAD!
