The Mega-Zine Museum
April 27, 1997
THE QUEEN OF INDIE warns 'Ziners that beady eyes are watching you all the time. They spin around in the eye sockets of your enemies.
THE YELLOW YOKEL wants to name the most obscure band EVER, The Yummy Fur. With a name like that let's hope they stay that way.
S was at the Manics gig in Brighton and is fed up with being kicked in the head by imbecile crowd-surfers like Sunflower and tells her to stick to her Kula Shaker and Cast concerts. Meeoow!
POLITICS
It seems the Government can't even run a bath without messing it up.
If I ruled the UK I'd ban cruelty to animals (blood sports, the fur trade); I would legalise killing the upper classes.
I would give every 'Ziner the freedom of this land and I would encourage Voodoo and Christianity.
The Psychopathic God of Hell Fire
Erm, doesn't Voodoo involve cruelty to
ANIMALS? GO BACK TO BED, FOOL.
HOPEFUL
How much are my tickets to see Nirvana at the Brixton Academy on April 4 1994 worth? They're in mint condition.
Some people have told me £10. Others £200-£300.
Are they valuable collector's items or just strips of paper?
Son of a Gun, The Aero Zeppelin
Does this look like the Antiques Road
BALLY SHOW? ASK OUR MAN HUGH.
TO ALL 'ZINERS
Re: our plans for world domination.
- Recruit new members. People who have heard the song by David Devant and his Spirit Wife called Ginger are entitled to membership.
- Annihilate the Anti-Glum League.
- Be ginger and free.
The Ginger Brigade (Trashy Tiger, Gingernut and Pusscat)
Will it be like the Red Brigade?
WILL WE OVERTHROW CAPITALISM?
DEAR 'ZINE
Why are we letting them do this to us? They pretend to care but they don't.
Don't let them fool you. Time is running out. We all have to kiss our best friends on the lips and do something crazy before we die.
Depressed Apricot
Who are you talking about?
CHEER UP, IT'S SUMMER SOON.
