The Mega-Zine Museum
April 23, 1997
KATE says let's liven up the 'Zine with a great doughnut debate. How many can you stuff in your face?
THE NEW FUNKY COOL used to think the REM song went "Calling Cheryl Baker". Just as Madonna sang Bill, Oddi, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body!
THE FOUR OF CLUBS says Hey, Goofy Psycho! Blue is interesting and sexy. The colour of all my clothes, the backs of all the coolest playing cards and the cutest fasttext key. Please print in blue or I'll be feeling green... he he!
DEAR SAVO
I'm writing to gloat about the match at Derby on April 12. The man of the match definitely had to be Derby's number 9, Dean Sturridge, who played excellently.
As for Milosovic - I'll admit the shot he took at the crossbar was probably wonderful (although I didn't see it because of the woman with the big hair infront of me) but except for a few runs all I saw him do was have a ball kicked in his face.
I'll finally point out that Derby beat Aston Villa 2-1!!!
American Wannabe Sk8er
This is reaching fever-pitch! It's a
GAME! LET'S NOT BALLS-UP THE 'ZINE!
DEAR 'ZINE
You've all heard from the plant eating vegetarians and from the meat eating Carnivores...
What about cannibals? You find it morally acceptable to eat plants and animals when science has proven that both have consciousness, feel pain and suffer from stress.
Humans are the only ones who deserve to be eaten, and they taste good too.
Animal the Cannibal, and proud of it
Oops! A slight evolutionary hiccough!
THAT'S BAD TASTE! SO LONG - PIG!
DEAR MEGAZINE
Embrace me as I have seen and heard. I can help you.
I have heard the secrets of life whispered in the trees, the wind, the water and the smoke stacks. I want to tell you the little I know.
Once in a dream I was given the answer, the key to love and happiness. It was so simple and obvious but I was too young and I forgot the answer.
The Garage Flower
Doh. I thought you were gonna tell us.
BACK TO 'FIND INNER PEACE IN A WEEK'
DEAR 'ZINE
When designing the Countdown set way back in the mists of time, did anyone stop to think that there was no point in having a whole clock?
Just half a clock would have done adequately but someone had to throw money around lavishly.
Or maybe they changed the rules to the game at the last minute?
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth
As channel four's first quiz show we
ARE ONLY LEFT TO WONDER WHY WHY WHY?
