The Mega-Zine Museum
April 20, 1997
HAPPY HIPPY has a long and fascinating history of writing to 'Zine under various noms de plume.
HERMAN THE GERMAN says vegetarians are hypocrites as they eat cheese. Cheeses suffer intensely when they are eaten says he. That's the last thing on my mind when I sink my teeth into a wedge of ripe Camembert.
THE DOVE FROM ABOVE says if you clean out your lugs you'll hear that the REM lyrics are "calling Cheryl Baker up". Er, fascinating. Not.
DEAR LILAC UNICORN
Everyone is obsessed with "individuality" these days.
What gives people like you the right to tell everyone else they are boring and worthless because they haven't dyed their hair pink, changed their name to Butterfly and pierced their body in at least five places?
What's wrong with being yourself? Think about it.
We Fear Change
Pink hair and pierced parts are just
ANOTHER UNIFORM. SNORE.
TO THE 'ZINE
As dispassionate stars looked on
a pale planet died
and the last children on Earth
became its eternal guardians.
Forever more will they sleep,
until a new world is born,
and the mistakes of their elders
are forgiven.
Amber May
Save the planet: cut down on household
CLEANING STUFF. D'YA REALLY NEED IT?
THE MANICS AND BOO RADLEYS BRIGHTON APRIL 8
It was a great night and the crowd was really moving. I've always wanted to crowd surf and that night I did!
It was just a pity I was unconscious and bleeding.
I was really gutted that I missed the end: I was carried out on a stretcher, carted off in an ambulance.
Sunflower
I'm not sure I believe you. And I don't
RECOMMEND SUCH BEHAVIOUR ANYWAY.
