The Mega-Zine Museum
April 17, 1997
MARK LAMARR'S COSMIC GIRL politely enquires: Does Richard Whitely from Countdown wear a wig?
ANGEL WITH THE SCABBED WINGS wants to know how, if Harry Enfield is shot in front of a live studio adience, the audience manages to find each mediocre sketch wildy hilarious after 50 takes?
PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH: Has any-one noticed what a boring colour blue is? I challenge Zinesters to name three slightly interesting things besides sky conformist jeans and Everton FC!!!
DEAR SUPER INTELLIGENT PANDIMENSIONAL BEING
Re the lyrics to The Sidewider Sleeps Tonite chorus.
I have three possibilities:
Calling to wake her, or
Coming to wait for her, or
Born in Jamaica.
But SOMEBODY please enlighten me - it's been a source of argument for years!
Happpy Smiley Person
Call me when you try to wake her up,
I SAY LET SLEEPING SIDEWINDERS LIE!
TO ONE AND ALL
I feel it is my duty to inform the one called Earthworm John about the carnivorous humans among us.
Your comment about meat-eaters being freaks is untrue. Each being on this planet has the right to satisfy his or her own diet.
As a meat-eater I feel it better for oneself to be satisfied with what we eat, because a portion of roast beef will difinitely satisfy me more than a plate full of butter beans.
The Fresh Princess
It's just the veggies having a dig -
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUS?
DEAR 'ZINE
ALBUM REVIEW: Blur - Blur
Damon and co are back with an amazing stew of choons. From the mellow, peaceful Look Inside America to the vivacious and vibrant Chinese Bombs.
A big change from the stereotypical Britpop album The Great Escape, Blur has a distinctive megaphone sound in Movin' On and an eerie Whooo sound in On Your Own.
The only disappointment is the fuzzy and drab inside cover.
Frozen Light Bulb
Just don't judge a record by its cover
BLUR - IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR...
HOW DID I BECOME YOUR ENEMY
To all followers of Girl Power and Feminism can I ask a question; how did we become your enemy?
I am sorry I am male - but I'm not the one who made the world what it is today. Maybe you just found there are more bad apples than anything else. Fair enough, but give us a chance.
I've inherited mistakes, not created them. I don't want to repress you so don't tar us all with the same brush. However, never lose your identity.
Freak of Nature (Israel's Son)
How many feminists does is take to swap
A LIGHTBULB? 1 - AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
