The Mega-Zine Museum
April 14, 1997
SARAH SEWARD yes, a real name...is desperately seeking Steve in Manchester. They met in July 1996 and went around with Phil and Nicola. He's 15/16 and a huge Man U fan. STEVE for Sarah's sake write to the 'ZINE!
MEL C IN DISGUISE wants The Wannabe! Come back! You're missed.
THE SUNSET PRINCE is with you, Metal Dave. Let's get rid of Earthworm John and the Anti-Glum League! Pirates are sailing in your direction! Oh, and I recommend Best of the Bee Gees.
DEAR 'ZINE
Aren't goldfish rubbish pets? You can't pat them, stroke them, teach them to catch sticks, walk them or anything.
All they do is swim around and gawp all day.
They don't get any interesting diseases either; you can't coo sympathetically over them.
The Psycopath with Perfect Teeth
Yes, but they never get BORED of YOU!
A SWIMMINGLY GOOD REASON TO KEEP'EM!
DEAR CONOR THE HORNED ONE
You are quite right when you said that nice girls go out with the wrong blokes.
A girl I liked went out with a cheat and a bully of low intelligence, and all the time she could have had me. In the end she dumped the guy because, believe it or not, he was three-timing her.
I think the sanity of these girls should be questioned.
Damn I still like that girl!
A Fine Young Cannibal
Can she really be described as 'nice'
OR DO YOU MEAN 'TASTY', FYC?
DEAR 'ZINE
Individuals are good, but we shouldn't ignore them as it defeats the whole point.
They express themselves in the way they do to bring across a message, be it of love, peace, hate or war.
If we don't stare at them and talk about them, then their meaning will be lost on us. Think about it.
Lilac Unicorn
We stared at Chesney Hawks! Lo & behold
THE 'ONE AND ONLY' DISAPPEARS!
DEAR 'ZINE
I would like to know where I stand with regards to other 'Ziners.
I am an atheist, meat-eating, gorgeous bloke with longish, greasy hair, who sometimes wears make-up. I am glum quite a lot and I don't really mind the music of Peter Andre and the Spice Girls that much.
The Manics don't do that much for me and I'm into catch-all category: indie music. I also love Reef, and Vic and Bob and The Beatles.
The Supreme Being
WELL! You are a... supreme 'Ziner and
FROM NOW ON OFFICIAL 'ZINE DIPLOMAT!
