The Mega-Zine Museum
March 26, 1997
THE CHERRY says see your fave footy matches free by becoming a cloud. Oh, like Winnie the Pooh?
THE UNDERGROUND POTATO MOVEMENT is whining that I don't print its letters. Maybe they're unworthy of Mega-zine.
DESPAIRING EXAMPLE OF INSANITY has a mouthful of a nom de plume and doesn't eat meat. Poor you.
THE PSYCHOPATHIC GOD OF HELL FIRE disses Man Utd and uses lots of exclamation marks.
TO VARNIAN
If all-out war between the Star Trek Federation and the Star Wars Galactic Empire broke out, the Federation would be blown to pieces!
The Empire has moon-size battle stations with planet-busting guns. What has the Federation got? Picard and his smelly little Enterprise, Janeway and her Voyager, and the dump that is DS9. May the Force be with you...
Hughbacca, king of all Wookies
It's 20 years since WLW saw Star Wars
AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HAN SOLO. EEK.
A WINTER POEM IN SPRING
The morning is dark but I can still see
Deep down in my mind they're coming for me.
Their warped evil grins are killing inside,
Swords stabbing my hope, my soul's nearly died.
I'm sad and I'm twisted but I am not bad.
No one believes me, they all think I'm mad.
Etc etc.
Scary Girl
The sun is shining with attitude and
I'M SUBJECTING YOU ALL TO THIS!!
DEAR 'ZINE
After visiting both London and Manchester, I find that my native Belfast is best.
It's smaller for a start, you're less likely to be mugged, shot at, knifed or asked for money.
There's no heroin or cocaine either. Several beautiful rugged mountains look down on Belfast from the north. It'd be great to have a My City's The Best debate.
Conor the Horned One
In Perpignan, south west France, you
CAN SEE THE PYRENEES ON A CLEAR DAY
