The Mega-Zine Museum
March 25, 1997
THE WEEZLE has fallen in love with Wil Wheaton. Does anyone know who he is?
WOMBERS AND RODDERS say the Head is holding a Victorian Day at the Acad' next term to improve discipline. Quick, back to the lake! Eh?
PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTHROPIST informs us that lightning strikes earth 6,000 times every minute. A bit boring, that.
DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS is sick of people supporting Brian Harvey for the fact that he said drugs were safe! Sorta.
DEAR VEGETARIANS
To assist in the vegetarian revolution I, Earthworm John, leader and founder of the anti-glum league, will command my legions of secret armies to go veggie.
Being veggie, I believe it is very nasty to eat animals.
And a little fact for you 'Ziners - the intestine is the wrong shape for digesting meat, so therefore all meat-eaters are abnormal FREAKS!
Earthworm John and the anti-glum league
Herbivores have much longer appendix
THAN HUMANS - THAT'S A FACT!
DEAR 'ZINE & AFFILIATES
No more intellectualised comments on the world and society at large - enough!
Let us concentrate instead on the beauty of life, the heat of a moment's kiss, the pain of a broken heart, the need and the want to be touched by another.
We are bound by a passion, intense.
Held by reason, incensed
and our senses overloaded with desires
and overwhelming fires of love.
Dusky Romeo
Dusty Romeo, more like. Polish up your
ACT: YOU'LL WIN OVER BROKEN CIRCLES!
OY ZINERS - NOOOOO
STOP being horrible to the Spice Girls! No one ever said the songs were meant to be musical genius - they're just fun choons to have a laff to.
They're better role models than old Cheesy Dion or that wrinkly Mariah Carey, anyday!
Bitchy Witchy being surprisingly positive for once.
Yeah, 'Ziners, who do you think you
ARE? PICKING ON A SUPERSTAR!
TO ALL SPICE GIRL FANS
When the Manic Street Preachers play LIVE (i.e. every gig) the atmosphere is electric. From the moment Sean, Nicky and James step on stage until the end of the gig you are entranced.
The songs sound brilliant LIVE and when James performs LIVE acoustic solos he is bewitching.
I thought I would share that with you as you will never experience a LIVE performance!
She is Suffering
She is Suffering from a disease
CALLED SELF-RIGHTEOUSUS!
