The Mega-Zine Museum
March 23, 1997
THE SKINNERETTE says we need meat to keep us healthy.
BAUDELAIRE'S MUSE says meat is OK if it's from farms where the animals are free to roam and not fed rubbish.
RODNEY says Broken Circles is entitled to his or her opinions. How magnanimous of you, Rod.
KING PRAWN says Mel C is the most talented Spice Girl. Well, thanks to to the miracle of the mixing desk, I too can sound like I can sing.
HELLO THERE FROM THE HORRIBLE HOUND WITH THE UNFORTUNATE FACE
They've come through their baggy phase unscathed, waved cheerio to Parka life, left grandiose stadium-fillers to Oasis and got serious.
Blur's new album looks bad against Modern Life Is Rubbish, but then so does every other album ever made. It's the album to buy if Graham's your fave.
I'm pleased and proud to appear with the best band of the 1990s.
Essex Dog
I know someone who looks like Damon
- BUT MY MATE CAN SING!
SPACE VEGAN
In a former life I was a chicken. I want to point out that I used to get jealous of the chickens that were eaten.
When my day came I felt privileged to have been selected to be someone's dinner.
Being eaten was a perk for me. I ask you not to take that away from the chickens of today.
Kill Joy
Now that's what I call a really FOWL
LETTER. GROW UP, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
DEAR 'ZINE
Girlpower, girlpower, girlpower.... OH PLEASE!
Do you think I give a fig if the Spice Girls beat up Mark Morrison? - NO!
Now, if you look at The Bangles or Gina G, they've had success without taking their tops off!
Hoochie Coochie Man
Where are The Bangles... and Gina G?!!
OO-AH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TASTE!
