The Mega-Zine Museum
March 11, 1997
ANNOYED ZINE FAN says that he/she never gets a letter on the Zine. Do you have to already be known? Zine wannabes - the key is be outrageous!
DEAR ZINE
As this is my first appearance on the Zine, I thought I should let you know of my views and opinions.
Firstly, the Beatles were nothing more than a glorified boy band.
Secondly, the Sex Pistols were, are, and always will be the greatest and most influential band ever to walk the earth.
Sid's Love Child
Never Mind the Beatles! You're obviously
INTO BOY BANNED GROUPS!
DEAR ZINERS
I must protest! Why do people in the cinema or theatre choose the quietest moment in the film/show to start opening some sweets!!!
And it takes 10 minutes to open the wrapper and shove it in their mouth!
Do they have no sense? They then fidget and kick the back of your seat.
Something has to be done about these people before they take over the world!
Little Miss Perfect
Before they take over the - what?
YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY MOVIES
SOME MORE MEAT DEBATING!
I reckon Pagan Andy has the right idea. I don't eat meat myself, but see nothing wrong with the humane killing of an animal to further life.
Mind you, that doesn't stop me from going MOO at my dad whenever he eats a steak!!!
Bitchy Witchy
Pagan Andy, marry me! Meet me on Glasto Tor on a midsummer night and let's get hitched!
How very MOOOOVING! Don't forget
TO WRITE IT IN YOUR DAIRY!
DEAR ZINE
I'm in total agreement with She is Suffering - The Spice Girls are minute insignificant ants compared to The Manics.
The new single, Mama, rates alongside Grandma We Love You! The only reason they're popular is because boys drool over them and mindless teenage girls buy their songs coz they want to be fancied like them!
Manic Maniac
You probably won't print this coz you fancy them!
I have printed this for one reason only
A VERY CLEVER PLOY, MM. GRRRRR!
