The Mega-Zine Museum
March 9, 1997
TANK GIRL says No Doubt's Tragic Singdom is terrific. And, to all the recently converted ska-punks, they have been around for 10 years!! REALLY!
TO EARTHWORM JOHN AND THE ANTI-GLUM LEAGUE
Wake up to reality! Watch the news once in a while and you'll see just how bad things really are.
As for the self-righteous Broken Circles, if 'modern society' is so full of 'filth' why don't you become a hermit and go and live in the Himalayas???
I'm sure no-one here would miss you.
The Bitterest Lemon
Probably not -
UNLESS THEY WERE A BAD SHOT!
DEAR ZINE
I just saw Barry Norman's interview with Pierce Brosnan. Does anyone else think that the new 007 is a big-headed pile of scum? I want Connery back.
Oh, and the Girlie show was right about Patsy Kensit. And Oasis fanatics are sad. Come on, all those who dare to disagree with me - I'll take you all on.
I DRINK BLACKCURRANT TANGO!!! COME AND GET MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jaws, Hereford
I drink the Orange variety so I WILL
GET YOU - WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!
DEAR ZINE
I am depressed as ever, to send a depressing welcome to any depressed person who can be bothered to read my (great) debut letter.
Well done to Iron Lion for staging a comeback on a great career on Mega-zine. I will attempt to answer all questions shown on the Zine recently. God is real and Broken Circles should shut up.
At this moment I am pondering the theory of life and evolution....... sulk.
Depressed Mode
You obviously need some fizz in life
TRY READING ORANGINA OF THE SPECIES
DEAR WLW
Why do beautiful women like Gwyneth Paltrow and Martine McCutcheon go out with ugly losers like Brad Pitt and Paul Nicholls? Is it for their money or is it because they feel sorry for them?
Does anyone really know why they lumber themselves with these no-hopers when they could be seen with superstars such as Jack Duckworth and Mr Blobby?
Live and Let Live! Viva Spice Girls!
King Prawn
Perhaps they don't want superstars but
VULNERABLE, LOST BOY NEXT-DOOR TYPE
