The Mega-Zine Museum
February 24, 1997
THE BLACK AND WHITE GREY agrees with Spiridon Anasthasia. We should discuss topics on a higher level.
MAD MAX says: Debates are FUN and if we debate serious issues someone always gets offended.
THE UNDERGROUND POTATO MOVEMENT says TFI Friday is the best thing about the weekend, it's the funniest show on TV.
FAWKES FAST says that with glow stars on the ceiling it's like living in the open, under the sky at night, mannnn.
GIRL WHO WANTS THE MOON ON A STICK AND BITCHY WITCHY
Get a life!
Fist of Fun is a load of old trout, with crabby features and I'm not codding. Are you herring me? I had a haddock after reading your protests.
Praise the Lord for the Fast Show.
Praise the Lord for the Spice Girls.
King Prawn
Praise the Lord for diversity...
KIPPER YOUR FISHY PROTESTS QUIET!
'ZINE
Fist of Fun's Boy Who Cried Wolf sketch and Fast Show's Jessie's Diets show that they can both be funny.
But if you're going to argue about which comedy is best, what about Harry Enfield, Father Ted, the Adam and Joe show, the old Red Dwarf and Frasier?
Personally they've all cracked me up at one time. Then there's the older shows like Monty Python.
Sheriff Buck
A Flying Circus of comedy - but now
FOR SOMETHNG COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!
'ZINERS
I live in a pile of autumn leaves with only the earthworms for company. I listen to the music of the wind and drink the early morning dew.
You think I don't exist. If only your humble lifestyle allowed you to open your minds. Enid Blyton tried, but she failed to make you believe in our existence wholeheartedly.
I am a fairy of the undergrowth. Believe in Blyton, long may she reign!
Titanic
Meeting you by moonlight would be scary
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY OFF WITH THE PIXIES
TO THE WANNABE
We've been away for a while because the Head suggested we actually do some schoolwork! Bit off, eh?
Also, Wombers accidently blew up the school's fax machine (women!) so the head made us pay for a new one, saying it was one of those "fax of life"!
Must dash, someone's just switched on the photocopier...
WOMBERS & RODDERS wah wah
P.S We love your letters
And what would happen if you broke the
PHOTOCOPIER? MAKE A JOKE OF THAT!
