The Mega-Zine Museum
February 23, 1997
STRANGE LITTLE GIRL is in love. Is it with John Booth we ask ourselves?
THE CROW asks The Gothic Futurist, do you like Manic Street Preachers? Are you a girl or a boy? And do you wear eyeliner?
BROKEN CIRCLES thinks Fist of Fun would be the best comedy. If it was funny.
THE WANNABE wants to know if Wendy Wombat and Rodney Regatta have a non-stop fax life?
DEAR 'ZINE
I am writing to you because this is the only way I can tell everyone how I feel. I am very angry with all those foolish people who say that I come from Britain.
I am a Welsh girl (sheep) and proud of it! Have you noticed that you have to pay to get into Wales, but you can go to England for free! This is because we're worth something and you're not.
Cariad Fawr
Do you really need to be called a
SHEEP? PASS THE MINT SAUCE I SAY!
DEAR 'ZINE
The Spice Girls are really boys who have escaped from public schools, (they tend to look like that) and are now on a work experience trip trying to prove they can produce as much rubbish as any female in their attempt to achieve total equality.
Bring back Des O'Connor! There, sorted.
St. Trinian's '97 Rock Band
You have seriously lost it if Des
IS ABOVE THE SPICEYS!
DEAR 'ZINE
We need a 'Zine comback, we want Iron Lion back. I know he hadn't got a clue about anything, but he was just a tad more interesting than people worshipping Broken Circles.
So Iron Lion, if you're out there, please read this:
Iron Lion, please stop us from crying, or I'll have to lie-in.
Earthworm John
Iron Lion please return. WLW needs to
SQUIRM!
WHITE LINE WARRIOR
I am confused by the current debate on Peter Andre. He sings boring songs and the only people who buy his records are frustrated 14-year-old girls who desperately need a life.
Surely it is impossible to actually like his so-called music. Thankfully, we boys are not taken in so easily, otherwise a female equivalent of Take That, trading solely on their looks, would dominate the charts with so-called "Girl Power".
Buggsuperstar
