The Mega-Zine Museum
February 16, 1997
DEAR 'ZINE
To me God isn't a dingy old church or a dodgy clergyman.
My God is the desolate hills and tranquil lakes of Britain. My God is the forest and the field. My God is the solitude and peace without the filth of modern society.
My God is something that many people don't want to experience, and these people are the ones missing out.
Broken Circles
It's good to have the chance to print
SOMETHING SPIRITUAL FOR A CHANGE!
DEAR LAPIS LAZULI
I found your letter about your desire to be a philosophy student similar to my own life.
I am an art student. I drink lots of tea and don't have any money. I have a cat named Tigger and a stuffed tortoise called Carolina. I have a flatmate with purple hair and I eat lots of beans on toast. I listen to Abba at four in the morning and I can't find my shoes.
Vincent Van Goat
For an art student I'd say it was a
GOOD DESIGN FOR LIFE...
DEAR 'ZINE
PICTURE THIS: A confused, but otherwise ordinary, girl.
Now picture this: Several purple obsessed people in catsuits inside her head.
Ordinary Girl: "Hi, I'm Shona Haze."
Purple Obsessed People in Catsuits: "Whee!"
You can't hide. The teen purples are always there.
Carly GW
It's better than having the blues!
I THINK YOU'RE IN A PURPLE DAZE...
TO THE ANGEL WITH THE SCABBED WINGS (taking a break from depression)
You are talking nonsense! Have you not seen FIST OF FUN? Now that, my friend, is comedy!
And WLW, you tell me to put down my moon on a stick but alas I will not until you Fast Show muppets realise that FIST OF FUN is the best comedy.
I order everyone to go and drink a flask of weak lemon drink and eat a bowl of green jelly. Go and do it... NOW!
The Girl Who Wants the Moon on a Stick.
I wish I could have Fast Forwarded this
BUT SHE'S PUTTING UP A FISTY FIGHT!
