The Mega-Zine Museum
February 9, 1997
DEAR WLW
Some people say things like "when hell freezes over" or "when there's blue snow" or "call me when there's feathers on the pork chops".
Well, what would they do if these things actually happened? Would they have to go through with whatever they said with whoever they said it to.
Love Princess Sweetest Sweetheart
No, because by that time someone will
HAVE HAD YOUR GUTS FOR GARTERS!
DEAR 'ZINE
Now football, one time pillar of the working world, has fallen victim to the suited money grabber from the city.
What next? Shares in the countryside? Shares in the wind? Shares in things we have no right to sell shares in?
We are descending into greed and vice, and there's nothing we can do about it.
Broken Circles
Next, it will be bodily functions. You
COULD SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH ALL
DEAR 'ZINE
Scroungers and layabouts - for too long you have sat on your backsides, being ruled by comminist dictator, WLW.
Get out of you comfy armchairs, get a job and stop calling yourselves silly names which would even put Paula Yates' offspring to shame!
Tory Boy
Get out of you chairs? Get a job? NOW
IF THAT ISN'T RED DICTATORSHIP...!!!
