The Mega-Zine Museum
January 18, 1997
DEAR ZINE
After reading AFKAG's very enlightening letter I felt it my duty to reply with a little joke:
A man goes to a petrol station and spills petrol all down his arm.
He strikes a match for a fag and sets it on fire.
He is seen by the police who nick him for possession of a fire arm!
Geddit?
Sanskrit Princess (with tickets for Kula Shaker!)
Geddit? Binnit, more like. But thanks
FOR THE FROG (PRIVATE JOKE)
DEAR READERS OF THIS FAMOUS PAGE!
Peter Andre gets to No.1 because people are very like sheep.
This explains why you see zillions of townies walking around in gigantic Nikes, going "Yo. Yo. Don't mess. Yo!"
None of them actually like it, but one does it and they all follow. Very sheepish.
The same principle goes for Peter Andre. They brainwashed sheepish people to go and buy his records!
Scary Girl
Yes, we're all sheep. Yes, one does it,
WE ALL FOLLOW. YES, BRAINWASHING...
IT'S A FACT OF LIFE!
...that whenever parents want something done, it's always "now", or "hurry up, or I'll cut your allowance!" (If you get any!)
But whenever something of yours needs doing it's always "later" or "after I've finished this."
When they DO have the time but you don't want your job doing anymore, THEY get angry.
Evidence that LIFE SUCKS.
The Hybrid Tomato Peeler
This is an interesing fact, but I don't
HAVE TIME TO COMMENT. LATER, OK?
DEAR KEITH FLINTS
I totally agree with you. I really like body piercing. I think it's very expressive and attractive, especially on blokes.
I saw this guy in town (he must have been between 16 and 19) and he had his chin pierced and I thought WOW! I really like that!
The Girl Forbidden to get her Tongue Pierced!
Expressing himself! He pierced his chin
SO GIRLS WOULD GO 'WOW' ETC
DEAR WLW
My New Year's resolution is to give up all fruits and vegetables.
I will be kinder to my fellow beings (except the moron, Iron Lion).
Animal the Cannibal.
You'll be no problem for Iron Lion when
YOU'VE GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF SCURVY!
