The Mega-Zine Museum
January 17, 1997
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
Nay, nay and thrice NAY! WLW my friend, you are being funny! Your "talking balls" witticism was just superb. I've actually found myself tittering at your comments.
Go on, mock me, insult me, tell me to bog off. WLW, I love you and want to have your babies - whatever sex you are.
Snookerball Ron, in love with a genius
I guess the ball's in MY frame now....
NO COMMENT ... I'M SNOOKERED!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm sick of criticisms about British comedy in comparison with American shows like Friends.
Father Ted is wonderful and the recent Only Fools And Horses broke all viewing records. Then there's Red Dwarf, a fantastic example of clever, original storylines.
At least British comedy doesn't revolve around beautiful people having shallow conversations.
Angelic Apple 'Don't call me tetchy...'
Correct. British comedy revolves around
UGLY PEOPLE'S SHALLOW CONVERSATIONS
DEAR 'ZINE
Is the fact that it is socially unacceptable to wear one's clothes inside-out a sad analogy of the restrictions to show one's inner emotions to the outside world?
Miss Paracetamol
Probably, but I... I... I find it
DIFFICULT TO TALK ABOUT IT
DEAR UNDERGROUND POTATO MOVEMENT
You can't have ever watched Friends because it is the BEST comedy on the small screen.
What a sorry excuse for a TV watcher you must be.
Love Sweetest Sweetheart
Oooh! And I thought it was the UPM
THAT HAD A CHIP ON IT'S SHOULDER!
DEAR ZINE
Re Mark Lamarr.
Mark is the sexiest bloke on telly. With his sardonic wittiness and glinting eyes, hiding who knows what dirty thoughts, he has captivated me and my mates.
Who cares about obviously fit lads? Mark has subtle charm and style and should be worshipped accordingly.
Gil-Gad, Last of the High Eleven Kings
I see dancing, champagne, chocolates
AND SHOOTING STARS IN YOUR EYES!
