The Mega-Zine Museum
January 16, 1997
DEAR ZINE
I often wondered why British people are never called things like 'Brian of Norwich', when in France and Germany surnames often begin with 'de' and 'von', as in the case of that incomparable entertainer, Antoine de Caunes.
Then it hit me 'Brian of Norwich' sounds really stupid!
Livyer and CFA
Where, of course, Basket Case, Livyer
AND ZIGGURAT ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL?
WATCH OUT!
Another series of the man-hating and eating programme 'The Girlie Show' - enough to make blokes cringe - is here.
Men couldn't get away with this puerile sexist rubbish - so why should women? All it does is encourage girls to think they're superior in a supposedly equal society.
Scrap it!
Sheriff Buck
They could, but there's no bloke who'd
WANT TO BE A PART OF THE BOYIE SHOW!
DEAR 'ZINE
Instead of arguing about why so and so doesn't like Peter Andre, why don't you forget your pettey squabbles, sit down and listen to Crowded House - 'Recurring Dream'. I happen to think that it's great.
It's got everything in the line of favourites and loads more class songs. I thank the person who bought it for me.
Drum Girl Derry: friends with Neil Finn
Stop talking about Peter Andre? It just
WOULDN'T BE 'NATURAL'!
TO ALL PETER ANDRE FANS
Let me just say, although he may be able to sing, the boy has absolutely NO dress sense. Let's face it - baggy jeans and mustard coloured jackets went out in the '80s.
And as for the hair - chip pan grease is not attractive. Surely others must agree?
Mop Top
A very useful boyfriend though. He can
SING WHILE YOU COOK TEA ON HIS HEAD
DEAR WLW
| Q | How many Liam Gallaghers does it take to change a light bulb? |
| A | Only one, 'cos all he has to do is to hold it while the world revolves round him! |
The Cardinal Puff
HA HA HA! We love this one. It's an
OASIS IN A DESERT OF BORING LETTERS
