The Mega-Zine Museum
January 8, 1997
DEAR 'ZINERS
To all fellow Prodigy fans who wish to annoy their parents, here's how to do it:
- Buy a mini-system
- Tape your Breathe single onto one tape, and Firestarter on another
- Play both tracks at once as loud as your system will possibly go.
Enjoy!
The Girl Forbidden To Get Her Tongue Pierced
You want your tongue pierced? You must
BE FROM A JILTED GENERATION!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I've finally arrived! I'm the best writer you're ever gonna lay your eyes on!
This is the revolution, people! Send your hate male to Dale Winton, not WLW!
Wear Miss Selfridge's purple metallic nail varnish instead of that awful glitter stuff! For your own sakes!
Luv,
Humour Prozac Queen
Stop causing an uproar and give us a
REALLY GOOD READ - FOR OUR SAKE!
DEAR MIDNIGHT PRINCESS
I share your infatuation with Mark Lamarr. In fact, I was going to write in and say exactly what you said.
Ho-hum. Does anyone out there fancy Andrew Lynford, Angus Deayton, Steve Mackey, Stephen Jones, Jacques Villeneuve, Diid Osman, Antonio Banderas or the late Chris Acland?
I do!
JCSMRSNBMWCD
What do you say to someone with such a
WIDE RANGE OF INTERESTS?
DEAR SOPPY ROCK BOY
I know you're out there somewhere, so reveal yourself and start writing to the 'Zine.
I love you, but WLW says the 'Zine is not a dating service and would probably beat me up. This means we must either have a written relationship, or you can look out for me on Pen Pals.
Please say you love me too, for my life is meaningless and will not be complete until you start writing again.
Scary Girl
Aah! Pretty strong and Scary stuff!
GET OUT THE VIOLINS FOR SOFT ROCK!
