The Mega-Zine Museum
January 5, 1997
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'VE MAILED 'ZINE
- Become addicted, but stop reading other 'Zinesters' letters and just scan for your own.
- Then worry it wasn't good enough!
- Tell yourself it was better than AFKA Gonzo's ramblings.
- Worry that it's too long.
- Give up and watch Ch4 TV instead!
Too long... just a bit! (yawn yawn)
SHORT AND INTERESTING WORKS!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
Who saw Jurassic Park on Chrismas Day? Isn't it meant to be the biggest selling film of all time?
If it is, then people must have bad taste in films. Apart from the amazing special effects the film was rubbish!
If you spell it backwards you get KRAP CISSARUJ. The first word says it all. The second is like a Kula Shaker song!
Ziggurat
The answer! Perhaps a Govinda Gaya Gaya
IS A PREHISTORIC BEASTIE! A-HA!
DEAR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LISTEN,
How can anyone think that Peter Andrex has more sex appeal than a dried slug?
How can anyone think that Chris "look at me, aren't I wacky" Evans isn't anything more than a sad fake?
Earthworm John
P.S That was a short letter wasn't it?
P.S Hello CmeBcool.
Evans above! Do you not appreciate he's
SOFT, STRONG AND VERY, VERY, BORING!
DEAR 'ZINE,
If any of you ex Take That fans wonder where Howard has gone... well I have the answer.
Howard's hair has now become a poodle and will be featured in the 1997 Crufts competition. Mop, as it is now known is hoping to do well.
Howard is distraught about the separation, now sells tomatoes on a stall in Salford and is bald as a coot!
Ziggurat
Poor Take That... like so many things -
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW (SORRY)!
DEAR JOHN SQUIRE'S BROKEN COLLARBONE,
(Striding through the clouds on your ribbon in the sky I would imagine)...
Not everybody in the world has CKOne. Afka Gonzo uses Old Spice and Crispian Mills has special incense made for him by his man-servant.
Bendy Inflatable Dinosaur
P.S Clish!
Use our Sock Shop/Old Spice combo and
GO OUT SMELLING OF "OLD SOCKS" MMM!
DEAR WLW,
For Christmas I got a stereo for which I am very grateful. But as I was listening to my CD, it suddenly decided to spin the CD the opposite way at least 50 times the normal speed. I couldn't stop it!
I pressed eject and the CD flew out narrowly missing my head. It obviously doesn't like my taste in music!
4-Real Grunge-Rock-Boy, talking to Neville.
Grunge and Rock - are you surprised?
HOPE YOU GET BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK
