The Mega-Zine Museum
December 30, 1996
DEAR SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE OF THE 'ZINE
If you ever go to Italy, here are some useful phrases that I found:
- The fork is on the dinosaur
Forca e sul dinosauro - The letter box is on my head
Buca delle lettere e sul la mia testa
People who really know Italian can now write and complain!
Neon Magnetic Sheep
People who really know Italian won't
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
Right, I'm not knocking KULA SHAKER (cause they're cool), but seriously now - what does "Govinda Gia Gia" mean?
I have puzzled long and hard over this one and have failed to come up with an answer.
Does anybody know?
Basket Case
I thought it was "Go find the Gaia"
PERHAPS IT'S WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE!
ANNOUNCEMENT
Happiness is on the uprise once more as the season of too many parties, corny cards and having the right to kiss your ex in front of your current girlfriend, with your only excuse being that it is under a dead piece of tree, comes around!
Everyone should be having fun. Don't you realise what time it is? Anybody care to celebrate?
Simon "K-H"
I don't think you'll be having such fun
WHEN YOUR EX GIVES YOU EARACHE!!!
DEAR 'ZINERS
This is my Megazine debut and I'm proud to be part of such an institution.
Broken Circles and Crazy Lemon - you're both great.
I would like to think I'm a great philosopher, but I'm not.
So, fellow 'Ziners, get together and give me tasty philosophy to ponder over!
The Catatonian Pilgrim
I don't think you'll find much
PHILOSOPHY HERE, I'M A-FREUD!
TO ALL PETER ANDRE FANS
Or should I say the three or four of them out there!
How can anybody in their right minds say he is good? I have never heard so much trash in my life.
What's the betting if he was a girl or someone not so good looking you would not like him? He is RUBBISH.
Try Prodigy, Oasis or Chemical Brothers.
Area 51
DEAR WLW
Why do so few people believe in God or heaven nowadays? The younger generation seems to have no beliefs.
I am not a practising Christian but believe in the higher control of God, and that heaven is a place where you go when you die to meet with relatives and wait for friends.
What influences young adults? Why is it uncool to believe in God but cool to believe in UFOs?
LBSJAMSWAUSPG
