The Mega-Zine Museum
December 29, 1996
DEAR 'ZINE
Are there any 'Zine writers like me from the south? I live in west Sussex and all I see written is "depending on the north". What about us southerners?
Give us a chance!
Kermit Descending the South
DEAR 'ZINE
You may be wondering why people keep writing lists. Well it's like this. Chris Evans has got people in a trance.
People want to be like him, and because on his breakfast show he does top five lists, people who want to be like him write lists too.
So people, snap out of it, get a life and write something interesting.
Basket Case
We are such an organised nation -
DEAD BORING REALLY
DEAR WLW
Has anyone noticed the sudden lack of chummy-ness between Robbie and Oasis? Surely he could have accepted their awards for them at all the recent dos and passed them on to his old chum Liam?
The sudden disappearance of Mark's dolphin tattoo - can you spot it on the child video? And what about the total disappearance of Jay and Howard!
Lemon Sherbert sending big snogs.
The girls are now remembering Howard's
CUTENESS - SWOON CITY!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
They walk in crowds
of less than three or four.
They're wearing all of the latest gear
and come right up to your door.
Looking good,
Their hair is gelled and their pants are tight.
They've always got an opinion
and they're always right.
Broken Circles
What exactly do they say when they
TURN UP AT YOUR HOUSE? HI?
DEAR 'ZINE
I have noticed that there has been a lot of controversy about the one and only Peter Andre on the 'Zine lately.
So here is my honest opinion. Peter Andre can sing and dance, but his talent is not amazing. He uses his body and looks to sell his music.
If people like him, that's fine, and if people don't like him, that's fine too.
The Babe With a Difference
LET'S BE HONEST...
Let's be honest. There's absolutely no need for anyone in Britain, except maybe the Army and police, to own guns.
A total ban on all guns would save so many innocent lives. Surely it's worth it to upset a few clay pigeon shooters.
Steve The Enigma
