The Mega-Zine Museum
December 28, 1996
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
Have a peaceful end of 1996 and thanks for all the mad offerings. Keep 'em coming in for a rip-roaring 1997.
Lots of love, White Line Warrior
JIMI IS GOD
Jimi Hendrix doesn't get the credit he deserves. He is THE most talented musician that ever lived.
Consider songs like Hey Joe, Purple Haze and Fire.
Hello and Roll With It don't seem quite so good now, eh?
He also had the best drummer ever. You can keep Gallagher, Lennon and McCartney. Hendrix reigns supreme.
Let me stand next to your fire, let me
STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE. COOL MAN.
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I am the Levelled Grape blasting onto the 'Zine and I can't help but notice the names of fellow 'Zinesters.
Does Binky the Doormat like R.E.M? If so, does he zither on his departure? Or is he so fast and so numb?
And how was the West Won, and where did it get us?
This is a new adventure in the Hi-Fi, Binky. I'm watching you so stop whatever you're doing!
The Levelled Grape
I think you'll find that Binky is
PEELING NOSEY UNLEVELLED GRAPES!
DEAR ZIGGURAT
I agree with what you said about Peter Andre and about No.1 singles always being rubbish. Good bands rarely make it up there and when they DO they never stay there for more than a couple of weeks.
Peter Andre is conceited. So-called fans brainwash themselves into liking his so-called music 'cos they fancy him.
Mad Max, offending people cheerfully
PS Crazy Lemon, I am male.
The Peter Andre saga is dead. We've
DECIDED HE'S AWFUL AND TALENTLESS.
DEAR 'ZINE
Hello there! I was just wondering if anybody thought it was slightly ironic that one of the CK ONE advertising slogans is:
"For those who think conformity is boring"
EVERYBODY in the WORLD has CK ONE!!!
John Squire's Broked Collarbone (On a tightrope nine miles high)
DEAR AFKA GONZO
I read 'Zine every day, and this is what I say, there are always letters by Gonzo.
He talks rubbish, like my mate Bonzo! Wot's he going on about? Wot am I going on about?
Answers to the usual address.
Luve Laughing Hyena
