The Mega-Zine Museum
December 22, 1996
MY TOP FIVE DAFT LYRICS
"Govinda jaya jaya gopala jaya jaya."
"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannon ball."
"It's been a hard day's night..."
"The sun was so cruel that my tears turned to dust..."
"After all's said and done, one and one is still one."
Sad, bored senseless and proud
What about Shakespeare's famous
HEY NONNEY NO?
SILLY CHRISTMAS TABLE TRICK No 3
Think of a number between one and 10. Multiply it by nine. If you have two digits in the answer add them together. Subtract five. Each letter in the alphabet is represented by a number so A is one, B is two and so on.
Think of a country beginning with the letter you have then think of an animal with the second letter of that country.
Press reveal.
You thought of an elephant in Denmark.
Sheriff Buck
WLW is testing this one out.
SPOOKY... IT WORKED!
DEAR EVERYBODY
We have a new boy in our class and he is a stupid stuck-up twit. He has just left Frensham Heights (Crispian Mills went there) and boasts he hasn't done RE for two years.
The last laugh was on him as he was christened DAMIEN (much laughter and 666 jokes).
Earthworm Jim rules
So his parents have money. Does that
MEAN HE'S HORRIBLE OR SOMETHING?
DEAR WLW
You're pardoned for being thick.
Does human nature exist? If we say yes we are denying responsibility for our actions. We are saying we cannot choose for ourselves, as human nature does it for us.
Cartoon Girlfriend
So you're an existentialist?
