The Mega-Zine Museum

December 9, 1996

MISS ORANGE is whining that I should be nicer to 'Ziners. Pur-lease. If someone makes a serious point I respect it. If they're being daft, it's open season.

THE HEAVENLY NOBODY has disappointed me big time by talking about the Spice Girls. Why did you waste your ink on that one?

MISS PIGGY has got into the Christmas spirit rather too enthusiastically. Can anyone translate "Globby geed ugga Tchsba Pheasbs Soncey Bidlkons Flib bon toc Sig Pooh?"?

To feel peaceful, sit in a beautiful

CANDLELIT CHURCH DURING EVENSONG

MEGA-ZINE

Reasons why James Dean Bradfield and I are destined to be together:

1. His fave crisp flavour is S&V
2. I like the Spice Girls and James' ninja kick at the Smash Hits show proves he is Mel C
3. He's got a furry grey hooded top and I've got a blue one.

Nature's Aphid

In that case, book the church and order

THE FLOWERS. WE'LL ALL COME!

REVIEW - RADIO LANCASHIRE

Is this the most biased station? The coverage of the Forest-Blackburn game:

• The commentators couldn't hide their disappointment when Pearce scored and were ecstatic when Rovers scored twice in the second half.
• When Blatherwick's goal was disallowed it was "isn't the ref great?"

Then there was an argument about which was funnier Lee's haircut or Crossley's shirt.

The Average Believer

What do you expect from local radio?

IT'S NORMAL TO SUPPORT A LOCAL TEAM

DEAREST 'ZINERS

I'm Wendolene Ice Queen and this is my debut letter to the 'Zine.

Binky the Doormat, what connection is there between one's clothes and one's taste in music?

Also, my mother bought me an Adidas "duvet" jacket three weeks ago. I don't wear it as it's too warm.

I'll be back. Yours frostily,

Wendolene Ice Queen

About clothes: if you wear a powdered

WIG AND LACY CUFFS, MOZART'S YER MAN

DEAR 'ZINERS

Does anybody know what is the highest possible score a player can obtain on Countdown?

The Doctor in Disguise

DEAR MEGAZINE FOLLOWERS, ESP IRON LION

Do not kid yourselves that any other comedians are any good. There are three top comedians: Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer and Harry Hill.

I saw Harry Hill at Preston Guild Hall and he's the funniest thing to happen to this country since Germany beat England (I support France).

He's not famous now but one day he will be and he'll rule the world.

Arthur Rimbaud's...

WLW hates to admit to watching Shooting

STARS AND HAVING A VID OF VRBNO

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