The Mega-Zine Museum
November 25, 1996
IRONIC NOMAD has lost the plot. His latest literary masterpiece compared the Bible to the three little pigs living in a straw house fairytale. Ow!
MAD MAX is another not too sure of himself. Jealous of Iron Lion, he said WLW would probably print turnip prices in Scunthorpe if Lion sent them in. Of course we would. You can't beat style.
NEIL GOTECHA thought the MTV awards was the most poorly oprganised show ever. Why? Wasn't it great Oasis didn't show?
Aquiel thinks Broken Circles would be
A SWELL NAME FOR A BAND. ROCK ON!
DEAR 'ZINE
The Gladiators North-South programme just isn't fair. Have you seen how big the north is compared to the south?
Are the programme makers trying to be patronising to us northerners by making out that we need competitors from Scotland and the Midlands to be in with a chance of beating the other lot? I doubt we do.
The Wannabe
Come and have a go if you think
YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH? NOT LIKELY!
DEAR 'ZINE
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Mad Max on making a rather valid comment on the subject of respect for other readers.
I totally agree, matey, and that's why I'd like to express my feelings for your previous contribution - it was rubbish!
Despite my rather insulting comment, I would like to mention that I demand only the highest degree of respect for my superior self.
She Has Spoken
Spoken what exactly? The only superior
KID ON THIS BLOCK IS ME. GOT THAT?
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Why are all 'Zinesters truly mad? They only comment on irrelevant things (speak for yourself, lad) and have such strange names, such as Girl With X-Ray Eyes. Is there a disease going around?
And as for some of the topics, Jham Jahar Bergkamp for instance, who really cares how many GCSE's people got? Just maybe the people who had the courage to sit the exams care, laddy!
Emma Spice's Underwear
Let me guess, you don't think for a
SECOND YOUR NAME IS STRANGE? RIGHT!
TO WOLF MOON
You are no better than Star Indie Babe! The Bible is not a book. It is an entire library - Genesis, Exodus and the rest compiled together under the library title, Bible.
Also, Jesus never gave advice to Moses, God did. Finally, like Star Indie Babe, I am a Christian and try to follow as much of the Bible's advice as possible in today's world.
The Crazy Lemon
DEAR RIPPLED POOL
How can you still like Bon Jovi? It's fairly clear to me that all their recent stuff sounds the same - plain and boring.
I suggest you try other bands for a while to see what real talent is. Then come back and tell me if Bon Jovi are the best.
C'mon, I challenge you!
Oatbake
Christmas is near, but there's no sign
OF PEACE AND LOVE ON 'ZINE. YET!
