The Mega-Zine Museum
November 20, 1996
WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST's quatrain:
Beyond the echoes of the crystal ship
the masses crowd and laugh
at the sight of Michael Douglas nude
and Sharon Stone with a scarf.
AQUIEL asks why it is that when you get to the bus stop early you wait 20 minutes for the bus, yet if you're ONE MINUTE LATE you're just in time to see it disappear down the road.
GRAHAM WISHLINER loves eating stale
bickies and has a thing about Liverpool
CITY CENTRE AND SMALL TEA BAGS!
DEAR NORTHERN SOUL
The game's up. Your Sol Campbell's Face letter was copied from the latest issue of Red, the United fanzine.
This means that either:
- You are Stink, the original letter writer
- OR you are another 'Ziner short on imagination.
But you're forgiven. Anyone cool enough to read Red deserves a second chance.
John Squire's Broken Collarbone
What, pray, would you do if you HADN'T
GIVEN US A SECOND CHANCE?
DEAR GIRL WITH THE ANORAK PANTS
Oh deary me. Let me cure your insomnia. Repeat after me:
I'm Bayleaf, I'm the gardener.
I work from early on.
You'll find me sweeping up the leaves
and tidying the lawn, aar.
Billy Corgan's Big Muffler
I find a 10-mile run and 200 sit-ups
DOES THE TRICK.
DEAR 'ZINE
The Bible doesn't contradict itself. When Moses lived Jews had to live by the law. When Jesus came the law didn't mean the same thing because He died and took the blame for all the sins committed by those not keeping the law.
Jesus preached that loving God was most important. He realised that imperfect humans were trying to keep a perfect law, and that this was impossible.
Pisquee
The Old Testament has the stories like
NOYE'S FLUDDE AND JONAH'S WHALE HOME
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm SO tired of reading letters about which band is best.
For Zeus' sake, whether you listen to Smashing Pumpkins, Gina G, Boyzone, Megadeth, Val Doonican or Englebert Humperdinck, if you you ENJOY it that's all that matters. OK?
Orpheus, descending
TO ALL BIBLE CRITICS
People have the right to choose what to believe in. In a world full of problems we all need something to turn to like music or literature. Why not the Bible?
Monkey Slayer
