The Mega-Zine Museum
November 12, 1996
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN has lost the chocolate pieces and wants to know if she can substitute them with orange bits!
GARY MARS wants to know why women have their hair cut slightly and then moan when no-one says it looks nice. It's all a waste of time.
LIFE
The key to understanding life is an open exploring mind, intent on its individual purpose. A rare object.
We are just servants employed in one grand task of moderating the chemicals in this giant factory called the world.
I know these things.
A Bug
What experiences have you had to make
YOU SUCH A WISE BUG!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Can we end this debate about girls and motor racing? It really is getting boring.
Of course girls can be motor racing fans without fancying the drivers. If boys tease you about it, just employ that ancient and mystic art known as ignoring (look it up in a dictionary).
Mad Max
IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE LIKE ME WHO:
- Loves Monster Magnet?
- Reads Stephenson and Gibson Books?
- Believes Mahayana Buddhism?
- Wants to help people in Third World countries?
- Thinks Les Claypool is the best bass player and Extreme Sports are the ultimate?
Pixel
You may be lucky, but I very much
DOUBT IT!
DEAR JEAN-PAUL GEORGIAN RINGO
I have racked my brain for hours, but try as I might I cannot come up with the answers to your questions. Please do not keep me in suspense any longer. What are the answers?
In the meantime I have a question for you:
Name three original BEATLES songs inspired by (and in one case copied from) well-known Bob Dylan hits.
'Tis far easier than your questions!
Scully
DEAREST WHITIE
Am I the only person in the sane world who has noticed Alisha's Attic are none other than Shampoo in a cunning disguise?
Rory Moleman
