The Mega-Zine Museum
October 19, 1996
THE MAN OF GOOD TASTE is an imposter. He still wears flares and dances like John Travolta. Sad or what?
FEMALE MAN CITY FAN just can't get anything right. Aside from footy, she says JCSMRSNBMWCD is just letters from Smarties tops. What a Pulp insult!
LOLITA THE NATURAL ANIMAL says that most missives to 'Zine get written in science class. Or in geography or history. Hope teacher never catches you. Imagine explaining you're writing
to someone called WLW who lives
IN FULHAM. REASONABLE EXCUSE!
DEAR WLW
I think you should change your page number from 442. Why? Because 442 is the football formation of those fools from Manchester (not City. Incidentally I rejected their offer to be manager).
Mega's number should be changed to 532, the new formation of the all-conquering Gunners. It's all Wright on the night!
Ladybird
Hey, sad Arsenal conquered Europe a
FEW YEARS AGO WITH 442. IT STAYS!
DEAR THE REAL FAN AND WLW
Every morning I read page 442,
It's simply something I have to do.
I would be upset and possibly vexed,
If I was deprived of my Teletext!
Every morning I hope it's me,
My name in purple I wish to see.
I wish I was as famous as Yellow Blob,
Or just a regular like Tath and Bob.
I hope that one day I get on 'Zine,
I'd be so happy and kiss the screen.
Strange Litle Girl, with blue eyes
Nothing strange about you
WLW REGULARLY GETS COMPLIMENTS!
HEY WLW
I've been reading 'Zine for about two years now. In all that time I don't think there has been a single day when you haven't screened a letter in which someone is having a moan.
Whether it's about Oasis or Blur, I don't care. This goes out to everyone - stop moaning!
Mary Milosovic, moaning about moaners
C'mon, are 'Ziners like Joyrider
CAPABLE OF ANYTHING ELSE? NO!
MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
You've come to the right place
I would like to express my distaste for the subject of maths. What exactly is the point?
You are unable to express yourself with numbers. What do you actually need algebra for? Letters running around with numbers leaves you so confused.
I suggest we start a protest!
A Bug
DEAR BILLY CORGAN'S BLEEDING HEART
I totally agree. It's not fair every song you hate is on the radio so much.
I hate Boyzone, esp Coming Home Now. Surprise, surprise, I turn on the radio or open my sister's bedroom door and get blasted to the edge of depression by their songs.
I'm over the worst of it but some damage will always linger - sis' just won't stop playing them. Oh no, here she goes again!
Billy Corgan's Zero
Love WLW for a reason, let the reason
BE LOVE. THE SONGS AREN'T THAT BAD!
