The Mega-Zine Museum
September 30, 1996
THE CHOCOLATE-BROWN CLOWN would like to correct Northern Soul: Affleck's wasn't affected by the Manchester bomb.
THE GIRL WITH THE X-RAY EYES has sussed why Red Chipolata is thus named: he's a communist with a chipolata-like hairstyle. And if anyone guesses HER name they'll win a Crispian Mills.
HE-MAN would like to set the record straight: not all Man Utd fans are glory seekers. He's been a fan for ages.
HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN is afraid Club 440
WILL ABANDON TV TO GO ONLINE. NAH.
MY LIFE
Schoolwork, Greenday, LFC
David Bowie, sugary tea.
Nirvana, REM, Gene and Ash.
Can't go out, got no cash.
NME, Melodymaker, Select and Vox,
tons of revision for GCSE mocks.
Clothes and make-up, Oxy 10.
Constantly having trouble with men.
Coursework, home work, bad hair day.
I think I'll lie down for a bit if I may.
The Girl Who Bought The World, happy
WLW gave up sugar in tea cos the form
STUNNER TOOK THEIRS WITHOUT SUGAR
TO PINGU
Maybe you misunderstood me. I wasn't trying to take the mickey out of religion, but instead make some points to seriously question its validity.
If you believe in something without proof, perhaps you should expect and be less sensitive to criticism.
The Little Man
You write to WLW. Are you mad enough
TO BELIEVE IN ME? - SORT IT OUT!
DEAR RAINBOW TROUT
What's wrong with Whitley Bay? Have you ever been there.
Well, Whitley Bay has got loads of... hmm no it hasn't. But theres plenty of... darn! It's got brilliant... OK so it hasn't.
Well at least there's a nice warm beach and unpolluted sea!...
Sorry! There's everything wrong with Whitley Bay.
Broken Circles
Well you certainly won't get a job
WITH THE WHITLEY BAY TOURIST OFFICE!
DEAR WLW
I'm deeply upset you didn't print my brilliant "Oasis are nothing like The Beatles" letter.
It was supposed to be my stunning debut letter. Instead I made my first appearance saying The Wannabe was selfish. I could hardly type this letter because I couldn't see through the tears.
I demand an apology OR just print the letter and all will be forgiven.
The Heavenly Nobody
DEAR SURLY HERMIT
Your interesting ideas vis-a-vis the intelligence of Martians were much appreciated.
A collective 'Ziner being would definitely put the world to rights, but only if it could first agree on which direction to take, otherwise it would spend all its time going round in circles like some sort of deranged whirling dervish, which would be pointless and rather dizzying, don't you agree?
The Miles Away Girl
The next question will be does
MARS HAVE A MEGA-ZINE STYLE STATION?
