The Mega-Zine Museum
September 22, 1996
QUEEN OF BABBLE says Shakespeare is boring. Sad. He makes simple but profound observations, beautifully.
INSPECTOR 6 says the point of school is
YELLOW ADDER would like to point out that Gallagher is an Irish name and over there is pronounced with a silent G, ie Gallaher. Yeah, but we're HERE.
FEMALE OF THE SPECIES loves The Candyskins, The Charlatans, The Bluetones and Shed 7. Snore.
All these bands sound the SAAAAAAME.
UTTERLY BORING AND SNORESOME. SCREAM
TELETEXT MEGA MIRROR COMP WINNER!
They broke records, the pain barrier, and society's prejudices to get there.
Yet the Paralympic athletes in Atlanta gained little adulation for the feats they achieved.
These top class athletes won much more than medals in the eyes of many, yet few had the opportunity to see them do it.
Helen King, of Abingdon, Oxon, 17
TELETEXT MEGA MIRROR COMP RUNNER-UP!
The Bosman ruling is slowly crippling football clubs in Britain.
Players valued at £1m can move to the continent free of charge even after coming through the ranks of the club.
What was once a main source of income is now non-existent. How can clubs with an average gate of 4,000 survive?
Helen Wright, Motherwell, Scotland, 17
TELETEXT MEGA MIRROR COMP RUNNER-UP!
Retro in music, fashion and films makes you think that the 90s aren't nearly as good as people make out.
Oasis, Ocean Colour Scene: the Brit-pop explosion is The Beatles with modern verve. What was so good about music 30 years ago that makes it as popular in the style of the music of today?
The answer is dedication to quality.
Laurence Patterson, Inverness-Shire, Scotland, 16.
DEAR 'ZINE
If the chicken was a real chicken it would have hatched from an egg.
The thing that laid the egg would have been a sort of prototype chicken, NEARLY a chicken but not quite, and the EGG would've contained the first real chicken.
Thus the egg came first (assuming Darwin's theory of evolution is correct)
A Drop in the Sea
Is that in his Origin of the Species?
ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BEDSIDE TABLE.
DEAR ZINE
I am underweight. People think they can tell me that I look sooooo skinny.
No one tells this girl I know that she's sooooo fat because they don't want to upset her.
I may not have much fat but I do have MANY FEELINGS!
Pulp-loving girl
Rather be underweight than over. You'll
GET CURVES WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS.
