The Mega-Zine Museum
September 20, 1996
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE warns Insane Strawberry that 'Zine soil is big enough for only one of them. Your arrival has made her mad. En garde!
TATH is going to point out every mistake in Surly Hermit's life 'cause he rounded on Miles Away Girl. *&^%$£ My word, that was brief. The scandal you dig up.
THE ZANY ONE is at it again, rambling on about many important topics she doesn't have a clue about. Just what can we do about it? Nothing. Bah!
Miss X wants her Iron Lion back. Forget
THE ANTELOPES, ENTERTAIN ME. WAIL!
HELLO 'ZINERS
I'm Little Mr Peanut... Nah, the name just doesn't suit me. What about Artist Called Gonzo? No, too short.
Why don't I stick the word indie in my name and be Artist Of Indie Gonzo? Or just leave out the spaces and be ArtistFormerlyKnownAsGonzo?
I've been trying to make a point about name changing, but what's the point of doing that?
AFKA Gonzo
Hope this makes some 'Ziners cringe
IMAGINE, TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR NAME?
CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE...
I need a change in direction,
A suspension From the tension.
That's not too much to mention.
A quick inspection,
Some affection,
And then I can get some relaxation.
The Cute One, suffering from some back-to-school jitters
Cheer up. Christmas is just around the
CORNER ACCORDING TO SHOPS IN TOWN!
DEAR WHITE LINE WARRIOR
Did you know that Broken Circles has forsaken the 'Zine in order to write letters about The Levellers to New Musical Express (issue Sept 7, with Liam G on the cover)?
Is the 'Zine not good enough for him now? And such abusive language!!
Broken Circles also comes from that lurve-ly place Whitley Bay. (Now don't get personal!)
Rainbow Trout
You see, Circle is a broken shape who
COULDN'T TAKE 'ZINE QUALITY FOREVER!
DEAR 'ZINE
I would like to thank Star Indie Babe for reminding me that, even in these enlightened days, there are still people foolish enough to feel the way she does.
Firstly, women working is not role reversal, it is merely equality.
I also object to her slamming working women. What about single mothers, or women who are the main breadwinners?
Wake up, Babe, smell the coffee. This is the 1990s. Equality is here!
Big Ron
DEAR LISA, who slagged Liam and Oasis
I am a great fan of Oasis, and I think that if every group were to act like angels then what a world music would be? Boring!!!
It's how bands get big, by being bad. And don't tell me you've been an angel all your life, because none of us have.
Liam is very good looking. Maybe you just have different taste to the thousands of Liam and Oasis fans? Sad!
Pussy the GP
Wishful thinking on the thousands?
MORE LIKE JUST TWO IN AMERICA!
