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September 19, 1996

THE HEAVENLY NOBODY thinks The Wannabe is selfish in just wanting to know the weather in her own area. We'd like to know we won't be getting any sun in our area either. Share and share alike!

HARRIET THE HAIRY-NOSED WOMBAT asks how can Dr Who, a sci-fi show that has sea monsters in string vests, be better than the New Generation? Philistine!

JAS SPACEGIRL loved Andy Panos' Boy With X-Ray Eyes Review. It was soo, soo fair. Now Jas, you wouldn't be biased?

Mental Lentil's jokes are far too

SMUTTY 'CAUSE HE'S A NUTTY!

 

DEAR ADONIS

When will you stop your inconsequential ramblings, you dull-eyed fool? There is only so much of your inordinate attempts at humour one can take.

Cease your irksome drivel, lest the image of the circle devours your mind. To quote Shapespeare: "Thy words are but the vain breath of a common man."

Adonis, you're a knave of the lowest description!

Broken Circles, into English literature

You sound as if you want to

SMASH ALL HIS MIRRORS. GOOD LUCK!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

Could someone please tell me why recycled paper is more expensive than freshly produced stuff?

I would have thought it is cheaper to re-use old paper compared to chopping down trees, slicing them and shaping the poor things into paper.

Itsy Bitsy Spider

 

DEAR WLW

I had my doubts that you would ever file or print this letter. You see this letter is rubbish (that's putting it mildly!).

But having said that the letter is rubbish, it doesn't mean I really want it printed on merit for its content.

I only want it printed to annoy other 'Zine writers by taking up one precious page. Tee-hee!

AGKA Gonzo

C'mon 'Ziners, rise to the challenge

WITH SUPERIOR LETTERS TO THIS ONE!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

I represent the Fragrant Sock Assoc, and we at FSA want to protest.

Yes, we're tired of people blaming foot stench on the greatest thing in history, the sock. It doesn't cause it. It's all down to the evil cheesy foot which puts smelly moon cheese between toes when people aren't looking.

So next time you get nasty smells in your shoes change your feet, not your socks.

The Sock Man, power to the socks

Will some one please sock it to this

POWER SEEKER? PELT IT WITH CHEESE!

 

DEAR MILES AWAY GIRL

Sorry, I didn't mean to dishearten you! Your idea may not be that flawed.

Our microscopic Martian friends could have collective intelligence - each acting as an individual brain cell, but together becoming one hell of a swotty mind.

We could try it here on Earth with a collective 'Ziner being. Now that would put the world to rights!

Surly Hermit

Isn't there a collective 'Ziner being

ALREADY IN THE MIGHTY WLW? TRUE!