The Mega-Zine Museum
September 4, 1996
AGEING LOTHARIO says a babe with a difference is Gillian Anderson!
THE ADVISOR thinks Ricki Lake is great. Does anyone else agree with her?
ONE LITTLE NEREID says Stan D'Alone has been an inspiration to us all!
NICOLE THE RENAULT GIRL thinks of Iron Lion the whole day and wants to have his children. How Bizarre!
THE AVERAGE BELIEVER we did not receive
your postcard from Spain. Go back
AND SEND ANOTHER ONE!
DEAR WITHNAILS OVERCOAT
At last someone else who appreciates this magical work of art. I suggest starting a fan club for the people who appreciate this masterful film.
I am of course talking about "Withnail and I". This film is excellent and anyone who hasn't seen it should get hold of a copy now.
Any fans want to join my W+I fan club?
From I's favourite hat.
PS. Don't mix your drinks.
Who is the mysterious I?
WOOF!
I'm Sally Spaniel, (Happy Hippy's pet dog). I'm really cute and perfect to rule the 'Zine.
I've got frizzy ears, a wet nose and big brown eyes. I'd just like to say hi, to all the Zinesters out there, especially the dogs!
Now I have to go as Happy Hippy says it's time for my evening walk.
Sally Spaniel (First Dog on the 'Zine)
Since when have Spaniel's been able
TO WORK FAXES? VERY SUSPECT!
QUICK NOT FOR THE AMNESIA-STRUCK MOTH
Along with the 50,000 others who wrote in... The Bee Girl video was for that perfect endless summer single by Blind Melon - "No Rain".
Where are these days... anyone got any ideas?
Quick rant... Surf fashion's being hijacked. People who wouldn't even fit on a Mal* are suddenly kitting out in Headworx tees and Oakley shades and shamelessly posing.
Harvey, Pipe-dreaming
WLW likes a pose so shut up!
DER 'ZINE
Am I the only Zinester who:
- Has eaten a fully grown fruit pastille
- Remembers the Cartoon G-Force
- Has met Crispin Hunt
- Did a GCSE in Chinese
- Has never watched The Sound of Music
- Has been interviewed by the NME
- Has always thought Savo was a berk.
Internet Curtains
6 out of 7 can't be bad can it?
DEAR 'ZINE
So I tried to get on the Edinburgh Fringe this year with a nude piano tap dance show, it took me ages to teach the piano to tap-dance and I made sure there was a strategically placed rubber plant to hide any rude bits.
There are just some people who don't appreciate artistic expression, still I'm going to try with a chicken playing the mouth organ next year.
Bernard the Mongoose
Bet that will woo the crowds!
HELP!
I took my favourite purple flump to Reading, and haven't seen it since it went to hang out back-stage.
Fluffy, please come home!
Brett's Bellbottoms
