The Mega-Zine Museum
September 3, 1996
FRAZLE POP says Love, peace and happiness, Dukee doddles!
MR BORED SILLY. Why do parents bug you when you're trying to chill out and why do Nice biscuits taste horrible?
LITTLE MISS HUFF has been away and discovering herself and wants to now be known as MISS MELLOW.
TYPE O NEGATIVE wants to know if any zinesters will be going to see Pearl Jam at Wembley and Metallica at Earls
Court, all in October.
METAL RULES, HUH! HUH!
DEAR COUCH POTATO
I too share the problem of trying to get the change in my wallet without the receipt causing me to drop it all over the floor.
So I constructed a wallet especially designed to allow you to pour everything the cashier gives you and simply extract any receipts.
Whiplash Girlchild (in the dark?)
Nice to share this useless information
LIKE TO SHARE THE INSTRUCTIONS!
TO STAN D'ALONE
I totally agree with you about the nightclubs. You go to so many different nightclubs and meet the same old boring people.
This is definitely no way for a boy to meet a girl. Or in my case a girl to meet a boy. Your search may be over.
MBTS (Might Be That Someone)
I am not starting up a dating service
DOES ANYBODY OUT THERE LOVE WLW?
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm new on the 'zine but I've been reading it a lot. Hey Stan D'Alone - don't worry. I'm sure you'll find the right girl soon.
In the meantime, try to cheer up 'cos you're kind of depressing. Life isn't that bad.
Mouse
Quiet as a mouse, I don't think so!
DEAR MILES AWAY GIRL
It's a pretty safe bet that the single cell life-forms on Mars don't have too many rocket scientists among them, because intelligent organisms require a minimum brain size.
And when, even with a full brain Iron Lion displays virtually no sign of intellect, what chance do protozoa have?
Surly Hermit, back from hols
I think you need another holiday!
NEWSFLASH
Gary Barlow has just had a bottom transplant. Unfortunately the bottom has rejected Mr Barlow.
The Great Pretender
