The Mega-Zine Museum
August 26, 1996
SLEEPFLOWER says someone is trying to impersonate him. What, two Sleepflowers on the loose? Yawn...
GIL-GALAD begs for 22 pages of Mega every day. Read every page four times. That makes 24. Nothing like helping out.
COOL REBEL thinks the yellow blob is WLW's face. Say goodbye, minion. The great one isn't happy about this slur.
MORRISSEY believes Robbie Williams' no.1 is one of the most nauseating ever. Hey, Morr, you're only a has-bin!
NIGHTCLUBS
The tuneless music thumps, The curious lights flicker.
Nowhere to talk or collect thoughts, I feel trapped in an artificial world.
Is this the only way for a boy to meet a girl?
Stan D'Alone
You're just not going to the right
PLACES, STAN. KEEP SEARCHING!
AH, WLW!
You've given away another clue to your identity.
Last week, you told Withnail's Overcoat you had to talk to "me mammy". Only the Welsh, Scottish, Irish and Northerners call their mams mammy.
I am Welsh, and we don't tend to use "me", we say "my". So you're not Welsh, but definitely one of the others.
Ringo Starr's Mop Top, 'Tache and MBE
Oi, guv', what you on about?
I'M MULTI-NATIONAL, MULTI-SKILLED!
DEAR WLW
Is any 'Zinester as devoted as I am?
Not only do I read 'Zine every day, but I write down what's on for my friend, the Pig On The Rampage, who's on holiday in Canada at the moment (lucky thing).
I also intend to keep these written records of how great the 'Zine is for the rest of my life.
Devil in Training
Your devotion doesn't surprise me
DEVILS DO GO TO EXTREMES, YOU KNOW!
DEAR 'ZINE
I want to complain about how boys tease me about my size.
I'm quite thin and get called things like chicken legs and stick insect.
My best friend, who is quite big, gets called big bum and fatty.
You just can't win with some lads!
Nikki the Beanpole
Any 'Zinesters have any weighty views?
DEAR 'ZINE
This is a distress signal - aliens have landed!
No they haven't. I just wanted to grab your attention.
Thanks for reading.
The Man on the Moon
