The Mega-Zine Museum
August 25, 1996
SIREN wonders where all the vampires have gone? She relished their wit and charm. Too much summer sun, I suppose.
PIG ON THE RAMPAGE is living up to its name. WLW received a nasty missive about unprinted letters. You old sow!
FLAB MIESTER asks if Poptart The Magic Dragon is a chocolate poptart? Choccy for brekkie, what a healthy diet. Yuk!
MARK'S FLUFFY SEAL is into obsessive Bluetones fans. He'll see you all in Southampton Guildhall on September 23.
Adonis, haven't you got the message yet
WLW'S TIRED OF YOUR BLAND BEAUTY!
SONG TITLES RELEVANT TO OASIS
- Love To Hate You - Erasure
- Go Away - Gloria Estefan
- Get Lost - Eden Kane
- Repetition - Blur
- Ain't Got A Clue - Lurkers
- Trash - Suede
- Big Mouth Strikes Again - The Smiths
- Disgraceful - Dubstar
- Don't Believe The Hype - Public Enemy
- I've Had Enough - Paul McCartney
The Average Believer
Are you trying to imply that you
DISLIKE OASIS JUST A LITTLE BIT?!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I went to a concert the other night. There were lots of young folk there because it was the National Youth Orchestra.
It was at the Albert Hall, London. Yes, classical music. Absolutely brilliant!
Don't say I'm the only 'Zinester who went? Anyone else want to confess?
Randolph Soles
'Zinesters respect their street cred
THERE WILL BE NO CONFESSIONS!
DEAR 'ZINE
While teachers are on holiday, let's alter the GCSE syllabus to make exams a bit more fun:
- Change Coriolanus into Coriolation St
- Emma could be turned into Emmadale
- Much Ado About Nothing could be Much Ado About Neighbours
- Macbeth would be more fun as Hamish Macbeth
- Babylon 5 may be better than Henry V
Nude Scent of Onion
Someone must be able to do better!
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone heard of the bands AM, FM, MW or LW?
My stereo has a band selector with these bands on it, but I've never heard any of them. Are they in the charts, or do they just play their local circuits?
Considering the money I paid for my stereo, I would expect to be able to select bands I've heard of. I feel cheated!
The Joyrider
Are you ever going to stop moaning?
THE INBETWEENER claims he was right about aliens in his debut letter a good while ago, they do exist. Hey, why are you so smug about getting a 50-50 guess right? Some genius you are (not)!
