The Mega-Zine Museum
August 3, 1996
IAN BOCKHURT reckons WLW stands for Weird Lemon Wrestler, and the yellow blob is an old opponent. (What?)
BINKY THE DOORMAT gives the impression of being madly in love with Tim Henman. But maybe I'm reading too much into her subtle letters!?
DR STRANGE kinked his funky strutsworth at the boogtastic Capital thrash on Clapham Common last weekend. Did anyone spot him in his bright yellow lycra leotard and blue beetle crushers?
Big revelation: WLW was there too, near
THE WHEELCHAIR PLATFORM. SPOT ME?
FAME AT LAST
When you see your name are you really proud
Of the letter above screaming out loud,
In brightest green for the world to see
Or do you sit and cringe like me?
Wishing that you'd written better,
A decent topic, a clever letter,
Instead of the dross - sounded good at the time,
But now it cuts you down in your prime!
Chameleon, probably thinking ^ now.
With some letters, I succumb to sin!
I LET MYSELF, CHUCK 'EM IN THE BIN!
DEAR 'ZINE
Recently my long-term boyfriend came to visit and I realised it wouldn't have been possible without C4 Teletext.
This is because I wrote to "Mates" on p447 which Gary (my boyfriend) saw by chance.
He wrote in and after a while we fell in love. I'd like to say thanks to Club 440 for making me the happiest girl on earth.
Kirsty's Fudge Bubble
This letter brought a tear to my eye...
I GOT A PAPER CUT TRYING TO OPEN IT!
SHORT HISTORY OF THE WORLD
Very few people in the beginning. Then explorers pushed back frontiers and new lands were colonised.
Good times led to bad and differences in skin colour, language and attitude led to wars.
People went everywhere on earth - and off it. The environment seemed to matter again.
White people, tan people, black people, yellow people - they cared and went Green.
Heir of Isildur
OPEN MIND
The one with the greatest hunger, doesn't always want to feed.
The wound which is the deepest, doesn't always have to bleed.
The pain which is the strongest, doesn't always make you cry.
The explanations given, do not always satisfy.
Dusted Angel, by herself, but not alone
WLW loves to eat steak and kidney pie.
IMPRESSED WITH MY RHYMING ADDITION?
