The Mega-Zine Museum

June 16, 1996

THE AVERAGE BELIEVER is in mourning. My commiserations for your loss A B. Alex the fish rests.

SILVER FEATHER BOA says that The Cure at Earl's Court was possibly the best concert she has ever been to.

I AM SUNBURNT FROM LYING IN GREECE FOR THE LAST NINE DAYS says Hi Alex! She may have won her fiver but what she didn't tell you is that she paid me £10 to get this up (she's still £5 down!)

Crazy Chick thinks the WLW has gone?

CC - "Gone" is when you're never seen

AGAIN... BYE BYE!

HELP

In a sudden act of rage after taking exams, I killed Keith Chegwin before he could even say "Wahaay" in a squeaky voice.

So if anyone wants a stuffed Chegwin please write to me. He has to go.

I also have Oprah Winfrey, Andy Crane and Bob (recently divorced from Tath, probably) in my collection.

Snookerball Ron, Serial Killer

I think not Ron... many have told Keith

TO GET STUFFED BUT HE NEVER GOES!

DEAR 'ZINE

Me and my friends are sick of the demeaning manner which Adam Keeble and Paul Goddard use when reviewing almost all Hip-Hop, Soul and R'n'B music.

Comments like "the only good thing to come from Eternal was Louise" annoy me.

Why employ someone who does not give all bands a fair deal? At least I respect all musical tastes. Let me know if you need a new reviewer.

Kuredjatey (I don't expect it printed)

Au contraire, I found your letter quite

AMUSING AND YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT

DEAR WLW

I hate it when you go into John Menzies and you're standing thinking what to buy. Next thing you know you've got three shop assistants suspiciously fixing the shelves next to you, and a security guard waiting to rugby tackle you at the door.

Do I look like a potential tea-leaf or is it because I'm under 40?

The Talentspotter

It's hard to tell what someone looks

LIKE JUST BY READING A LETTER

ALBUM REVIEW - HONEYCRACK by PROZAIC

For those of you who haven't heard of Honeycrack... why not? They are one of the best newcomers to Britrock.

The use of three guitars and two vocalists makes their debut album fast and furious. No breathers on this one.

Highlights include King of "Misery", "Sitting at Home" and "No Please Don't".

A must for all headbangers.

Cakelegs

BEST NEIGHBOURS ALBUM IN THE WORLD

Soap On A Rope

I sometimes wonder what planet

'ZINESTERS COME FROM!

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