The Mega-Zine Museum
June 2, 1996
THE MUSO used WLW in the same breath as Torquay United and the Gallagher brothers. And we all know Muso likes Bros, Wham, Take That, etc. Popular?
THE PORROHMAN listed his favourite 120 Big Country songs of all time. Wow, what an exciting life you lead.
PSYCHO KITCHEN wants to know if Jarvis is a pop superstar or a talentless geek from hell. The former, of course. We're on to you - are you a spin off of the Can't Cook, Won't Cook programme?
Candle Craftsman says the pages turn
TOO QUICK. SO READ IT TWICE, SILLY!
TO INSOMANIAC
It's true, there is nothing pop people like better then roads and cars. Look:
- He Thought of Cars - Blur
- Car Song - Elastica
- Cars - Gary Numan
- Driving - The Kinks
- Killer Cars - Radiohead
- Drive my car - The Beatles
- Refrigerator Car - The Spin Doctors
- Little Red Corvette - Prince
Duck in a Fog
How enlightening. Now tell me what do a
FOGGY DUCK AND CARS HAVE IN COMMON?
BOOK REVIEW: THE GARDEN EXPERT by Dr D G Hessayon
Wow! I'm not surprised the author is a doctor. Who else could write such an engaging, interesting, powerful book?
Intriguing parts include how to prune fuchsia and what spade size is best for you. Did you know that "a fork is essential for breaking down soil clots?" No, neither did I! Brill!
Indiette Pea Pod, still Mushy Peas
Pruning fuchsias? The only pruning
WLW DOES IS TO 'ZINE LETTERS
DEAR 'ZINE
During my recent exams, I spotted some interesting graffiti on the desks where I sat. They included:
- Punk isn't dead. It's living in south Wales on a government grant!
- Stop reading this. You will fail your exam. YOU ARE STILL READING!!
- Gonzo '96.
A 'Ziner who forgot to include a name
You remembered graffiti and forgot your
NAME. WHAT CHANCE OF GOOD RESULTS?!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Stop complaining 'Zine isn't what it use to be - you sound like my grandmother! Like many things, 'Zine has evolved over a period of time. 'Ziners should evolve with it.
And Lestat, you are not immortal. To become a vampire you must die, so you can't live forever. Please get your facts straight if you wish to imitate the extremely fictitious life of a vampire.
Midnight Sun
DEAR FEMALE VERSION OF GARTH
You are obviously ignorant of the grievous distress that you have caused by describing me as a person of the male gender.
I have had many sleepless nights and I demand an immediate written apology and compensation in the form of 100 smelly kippers.
The Kipper Seller
Your're so easy to buy you off. 100?
SELLING YOURSELF TOO SHORT, MATE!
