The Mega-Zine Museum
April 9, 1996
BEZ'S WORKING TROUSERS is back as she became annoyed with semi-surreal drivel on 'Zine. Her scrawled letter was some improvement (not)!
LOVEABLE PIECE OF FLUFF says if you notice this notice, you will notice this notice isn't worth noticing.
SUMMER PARTY ANIMAL 1996 loves showing off his new shorts. Pity about the awful pair of nobbly knees, though.
BARBIE & TRIGGERBABE believe 40s films deform the mind!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm in a state of shock! During the holidays I always watch Going for Gold.
But now my life has been thrown into turmoil. No longer is the almighty quiz European - it's bounded by the confines of England.
Now I cannot laugh when the French contestants always lose.
The 'Tache
Don't worry. The French are coming
IN JUNE TO PLAY A SPOT OF FOOTY!
DEAR TELEVISUAL CHUMS
How are you? I'm fine and I've got some enlightening facts for you.
- The dancefloor in Disco 2000 and the Rugrats' kitchen floor are one and the same. Probably.
- Radiohead's Thom Yorke is really Martin Platt from Coronation Street.
- I want to marry Iron Lion in a church in Timbuktoo. Definitely!
Sister in a Wardrobe
ALL RIGHT GONZO
I have no argument with you or other 'Ziners unless they slander the names of known vampires.
The problem with false Lestat was that he made us out to be custard drinking cowards. In fact we are just fiends of the night.
I understand what you mean, but I can't like false Lestat or any of his mortal supporters.
Anne Rice's Prodigy
Can we call a halt to this business?
IT'S GETTING UP OUR FANGS!
DEAR 'ZINE
On page one WLW's sanity is called into question as whatever letters printed are cut unmercifully and then built up again using a variety of info not written in the letter.
Vladamir Lenin, asking for trouble
