The Mega-Zine Museum

April 3, 1996

ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GONZO loves both Elmo's Angel and Danielle Abnormal.

THE DREAM ON THE MOON needs to lie down in a dark room for 4 days.

DJ COOL says hello to Dom and 3K Peace!

THE CHICKEN IN THE MIST Please sort out your scruffy writing, I don't have a spare decade to work it out.

GRUNGETTA AND THE GROUCH say Grunge and Indie are alive and living in our dustbin. Long live Bush.

Midnight Muffin has lost Dr Strange

ON PLANET PLUTO. KEEP AN EYE OUT!

HOW TO ANNOY FELLOW PHYSICS STUDENTS

1. Insult the mad scientist teacher.
2. Laugh hysterically for ages.
3. Steal the worksheets.
4. Prance around the classroom.
5. Don't do any work and tell them you know it all already (even though you don't).
6. Laugh when you fail your Physics GCSE.

Female Versions of Wayne and Garth, laughing all the way to the dole queue.

TOP 10 THINGS

1. The Wildhearts
2. Megazine
3. Button Moon
4. My best mate Caroline
5. Electric guitars
6. Glasgow Barrowlands
7. Chocolate
8. Black nail polish
9. My boyfriend Andy
10. WLW (of course)

Satan's Lovechild

A bit of flattery will get you very

VERY FAR WITH ME!

YEAH 'ZINE

The X-Files is no good. Why do you people always talk about it?

TV feather plucks your brain. Go and listen to some music, yeah man. Keep yer sane. Yeah man.

Teletext is Cooooooool. Yeah man.

Guru Angie, High Priestess of Nevermindism

ALRIGHT 'ZINERS

Now don't all thank me at once, but I have found the answer. The yellow blob in the top right hand corner of this page is in fact a blob of vinegar.

It escaped from me when I was reading 'Zine and has been there ever since.

Loadsa Love, Vinegar Martin
PS I want to be head girl of my school.

That's going to be a touch difficult

WITH A NAME LIKE MARTIN!

AN UNRHYMING POEM

I read the text,
I thought what next,
I read the 'Zine,
it made me keen,
to write at night,
so I did.

Bonanza Jellybean

Back

Next