The Mega-Zine Museum
April 2, 1996
CAREFREE COSMIC COWGIRL says the truth is out there!
THE BLACK SIDE OF A YING YONG Just to let you know that the 'Zine will last till the end of time. Don't forget it!
NEON MAGNETIC SHEEP would like to say: POWER TO THE CABBAGES!
RED HOT CHILLI BANANA Does it really matter what we say after a sneeze? Get a life!
ICKLE PICKLE would like to know some
good places to play Scrabble!!!
JENGA IS THE GAME OF THE MOMENT!
THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS FOR LIFE
- You must listen to Oasis every night (even if it means missing Grange Hill).
- You must never admit to liking TT.
- Honour your mum and dad (even if they are always wrong).
- Worship Red Dwarf and Oasis and nothing else.
- You will read no one's letters but mine.
Yellow Daffodil
DEAR BELLY BUTTON FLUFF
YAY... YAY! Can I take the oath? Let's teach everyone once and for all that Grunge is NOT dead and Kurt lives on in spirit.
I have docs and I plan to have red hair which is almost purple.
By the way, watch out for dancing pigeons, they can be dangerous.
Neon magnetic sheep.
PS. Lestat - I know you're fake.
This is a true fact about Dancing
PIGEONS - WAIT IN TRAFALGAR AND SEE!
DEAR 'ZINE
Jarvis is King, Jarvis is God, Pulp is Heaven. Techno is Hell.
Go mad, eat beef and keep listening to Radio W.M. "Malcolm Boyne 4 ever!!! AARGH".
PS. My nickname is Jami Kev, don't ask me why.
DEAR 'ZINE
In today's society, the dividing lines between the classes are almost indistinguishable, so I have devised an ingenious class system which is almost infallible.
If you buy the Radio Times you are upper class, if you buy the TV Times you are middle class and if you buy TV Quick you are lower class.
It couldn't be easier!
The 'Tache
Where do you come if you use the TV
GUIDE IN THE PAPER, O WISE ONE?!
DEAR 'ZINE
The sky is blue, the spring is springing and the air is cool enough, and the next time winter will be here is a long, long way away.
POGO PRINCESS (lost in space man)
