The Mega-Zine Museum
March 15, 1996
AVERAGE BELIEVER wants to know if any others bought the Super Furry Animals single. Gosh, imagine admitting to the nation you've bought a naff single.
HOLLYWOOD GIRL & THE SOULSAVER are still looking for the magnetic barlas. Look harder, you lazy pair!
PEEN listed rude names he gets called. We were so tempted to add to it. Your letter was such a pain.
KRAZY TOMATO GODDESS spends her flu time off school drawing as many dots
as possible on a piece of A4 paper.
VERY VERY SAD!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN:
- You call all sorts of Britpop "mindless noise"
- You say Tath and Bob are clever and witty
- You start going senile (see 2)
- People start helping you onto a bus
- You hate the Tango adverts
Artist formerly known as Gonzo
DEAR LESTAT
Shut up! I have proof you are not who you say you are. If you were Lestat you would know where I live, my real name, family, all vampires and the legend that precedes me.
And, if you are Lestat, why am I not dead? Don't make an excuse about not being bothered, and don't insult my intelligence again by calling me mortal I'm twice your age, brat prince!
Anne Rice's Prodigy
Oh dearie me, this vampire argument
IS TAKING ON ADDED BITE!
DEAR 'ZINE
I've come up with an amazing idea. How about making a Mega-zine movie?
Of course, WLW would be exclusive producer-director of the movie and I would retain the role of Slick Ric.
Extras would be hired for other 'Zinesters: John Travolta as Savo, Jim Carrey as Iron Lion Antelope and Sandra Bullock as Red Pen Jen.
Let's do it!
Slic Ric, Oscar nominee
GREETINGS 'ZINESTERS
Unlike teachers, I haven't disappeared into oblivion. I now live in a tree on the top of a short mountain.
I am perfectly camouflaged by the blue leaves and the squirrels keep my blue clothes warm. This idyllic atmosphere allows me to write in peace.
My cat frightens away all my friends. Come and see me sometime!
Vinegar Martin
How do you get to watch 'Zine
ON TV CHANNEL TREE?
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm confused. I was walking down the street when I saw a dirty van. On its side was "Up the Villa. Free Arthur Fowler".
What does it mean?
CLARET & BLUE GIRL
